In honor of Buffy and Heidi, who made this possible, I shall sing

[JVS]

The Gleaming Spires' "Are you ready for the sex girls", famous for it's being in the Revenge of the Nerds and appearing for the first time on the internet in a typed rather than pictorial form, so that it can be cut and pasted and sent throughout the world. Thank you very much Buffy.

Are you ready for the sex girls
the hot hot Levi big hot girls
are you ready for the sex girls
the right white ultra-bright nice nice girls
They can play pool in your house and take off their old clothes
they can talk about locals and no where to go’s
they are women without any faults

are your ready for the pony girls
the wild ride fast ride pony girls
are you ready for the lonely girls
the sad sad oh sad lonely girls
they got time on their hands, they got skin like seals
they can talk about love they know how it feels
they are women without any faults

one comes over then they all come over
then they party all around your house
one gets too romantic, one gets kinda frantic, one stays quiet as a mouse
bikinis gleaming in the morning light, you might lose your life....
they go crazy in the bedroom baby, and they might explode, they might

are you ready for the sex girls
the fine fine super special real sex girls
are you ready for the best girls
the you show me, show me best girls
there’s a knock on yout door, and they’re there in your house
if you can’t talk love then you’d better get out
they are women without any fault

....and they are never accidental
and the party never ends so close your eyes and make a wish
the sex girls will be there

are you ready for the sex girls
sex sex sex sex, sex girls, sex sex sex sex, sex girls, sex sex sex sex
are you ready for the sex girls
the hot hot Levi big hot girls
are you ready for the sex girls
there’s a knock on your door and they’ve come back again
if you can’t talk love then you’d better pretend
they are women without any fault

are you ready for the sex girls
no one is ready for the sex girls
are you ready for the sex girls
no one is ready for the sex girls
there’s a knock on your door and you just gotta look
so wild about lovin’ the boy gets his look
with his women without any faults
are you ready for the sex girls
no one is ready for the sex girls

[NMMNG]

1. Oh dear, what have I done?

:scared:














:rofl:

[Heidi]

3. It's all your fault, DARKSIDER1!!1

:rofl:

[JVS]

14. I had to do it

[Heidi]

2. If I knew more about the Internets, I'd find away to make this lyric

the first result when one googles for the word "sex." :evilgrin:

[JVS]

4. Maybe we can turn this into a great anthem of our times

[Heidi]

5. What!? And replace the current anthem of our times????

http://www.britneyzone.com/streaming/wax/oops/satisifaction.wax

[JVS]

6. She certainly sings it as though she's getting some "satisfaction"

I'll be cranking this all night to annoy the neighbors!

[Heidi]

8. Well, as long as you're not annoying them via the Internet under

an assumed name, it's prolly OK. :P

http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html?part=rss&tag=6022491&subj=news

[JVS]

7. She should cover "are you ready for the sex girls"

[SeattleGirl]

9. Um, what about me?

cry cry cry!

[JVS]

10. You didn't help me in my quest for the lyrics at all!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4576100

So no, no dedication for you!

[SeattleGirl]

12. I'm sorry!

My bad!!!!! :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[DanCa]

11. Forgive them great and glorious creator of earth and heaven

they know not what they say.

[JVS]

13. Don't you blaspheme in here!

[JVS]

15. kick for day crowd

[Heidi]

16. Are you still singing??????????

:wow:

[JVS]

17. i worked hard on the OP

And I know that there are many DUers who would probably appreciate having a cut and pastable version of this text

[Heidi]

18. Kick for JVS! (nt)