Forrest serenades all the girls he's loved before

[ForrestGump]

He's tried to love 'em all. It's a disease. :D

This song is dedicated, from the bottom of my heart, to all the lovely ladies of The Lounge. Lovely gentlemen of The Lounge, also please feel free to listen, if you like, in hope that one day you, too, will be the sexual powerhouse and general all-around legend that is ForrestGump.*

It's very touching.

In fact, I'm touching myself just thinking about it...

Here it is (MP3, 2.4 MB);
http://s30.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=04XIW8HNALS5S2NQXMVQNWQEUM









* = in case you need it: :sarcasm:

[JVS]

1. Forrest, will you sing this song? It needs to be revived

"Are you ready for the sex girls" by the Gleaming Spires

Are you ready for the sex girls
the hot hot Levi big hot girls
are you ready for the sex girls
the right white ultra-bright nice nice girls
They can play pool in your house and take off their old clothes
they can talk about locals and no where to go’s
they are women without any faults

are your ready for the pony girls
the wild ride fast ride pony girls
are you ready for the lonely girls
the sad sad oh sad lonely girls
they got time on their hands, they got skin like seals
they can talk about love they know how it feels
they are women without any faults

one comes over then they all come over
then they party all around your house
one gets too romantic, one gets kinda frantic, one stays quiet as a mouse
bikinis gleaming in the morning light, you might lose your life....
they go crazy in the bedroom baby, and they might explode, they might

are you ready for the sex girls
the fine fine super special real sex girls
are you ready for the best girls
the you show me, show me best girls
there’s a knock on yout dooe, and they’re there in your house
if you can’t talk love then you’d better get out
they are women without any fault

....and they are never accidental
and the party never ends so close your eyes and make a wish
the sex girls will be there
are you ready for the sex girls
sex sex sex sex, sex girls, sex sex sex sex, sex girls, sex sex sex sex
are you ready for the sex girls
the hot hot Levi big hot girls
are you ready for the sex girls
there’s a knock on your door and they’ve come back again
if you can’t talk love then you’d better pretend
they are women without any fault

are you ready for the sex girls
no one is ready for the sex girls
are you ready for the sex girls
no one is ready for the sex girls
there’s a knock on your door and you just gotta look
so wild about lovin’ the boy gets his look
with his women without any faults
are you ready for the sex girls
no one is ready for the sex girls

[ForrestGump]

2. I like the sentiment. It's deep, man.

:D

I'm envisioning a bluegrass-death-metal approach.

But I don't know if I'm ready for the sex girls.

The last one I wrote about got my thread locked. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

3. I guess you really are your own best friend, huh?

With this song, Oreo walked in the room, meowed, and walked away in a hurry.

Please... stay away from Willie. (Nelson, that is.) :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

14. Yes, my Willie really sucks

Wait, let me rephrase that.... :P

Poor Oreo! A few airings of "What's New Pussycat" will hope, I help. :D

[Taverner]

4. thankyaverymuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch

:)

[ForrestGump]

15. Ah'm sohrry veruh muhrch!

[Call Me Wesley]

5. Speaking as one of the Lovely gentlemen of the Lounge,

How dare ya to make fun out of Tony Clifton singin' voice, crankshaft? ;)

Click here, toy poodle!

[ForrestGump]

16. The loveliest of them all, I say

:o

You're right. That weren't no Willie...that was the Cliftonator!!

[southlandshari]

6. Oh. My. God.

:spray:


You have done a grave injustice to Willie, whose songs I learned on 8-track riding around in my daddy's El Camino many moons ago!


:rofl:


But you have also made me laugh harder than I have in who knows how long!!


:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

17. Hey, you! Stop making fun of my Willie!

:P

Made you laugh hard, indeed...ha!

:D

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. So. All those girls you loved before.

Did they leave, uh... right about the time you started singing to them, perchance?

















Just teasin, darlin! :pals:



You know I you.

[ForrestGump]

18. Funny you should say that, because

...uh...

Where'd she go?

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. What about those winds of change again?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

19. it's okay

:rofl:

It was just a bit of gas... :D

[supernova]

9. Never figured you

for sucking down the Helium. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

20. I'm more into Shelium,

actually. :D

[buddhamama]

10. and after this you may

never love again. kidding, of course. that was hilarious! thank you. :hi:

[ForrestGump]

21. You're welcome!

Hi, buddhamama. It's great to 'see' you again. :ploveya:

Glad you liked the results of me finding that track at two in the morning. :D

:hug:

[jus_the_facts]

11. That's just too damn funny Forrest....

:evilgrin:

....I want a link to the first 'Sing Along with Forrest' thread...is there one as the other one said it was a sequel?! :shrug: :hi:

[ForrestGump]

22. Thanks, Ms the_facts!

:loveya:

Yep, there was one awhile back but the songs expired...that "yousendit" site is really cool but uploaded files only stay there for a week or for 25 downloads, whichever coems first. If you like, maybe tomorrow I can upload those songs again here for you...they were done when I was in mid-cold, so my voice was even less capable, but I was pretty happy with them. And I've got some more I can post soon, too. :D

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

33. Oh, P.S....

In case you missed it, in another thread I posted a link to my attempt to wear the chest wig of Tom Jones, "What's New, Pussycat":

http://s30.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1RIX39RO6WSRF0U6MB6AMNKLNZ

:D

[jus_the_facts]

38. Yes indeed I'd like.....

....puuurrrdy please?! :evilgrin:

:hug: :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

39. Okey-dokey, Okeefenokee

:D

I'll get them up (so to speak) when I get back tonight...thanks for even wanting to subject yourself to 'em! :-)

:loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

40. Oh No you didn't...

....I'd subject m'self to Elvis *or the next BESTEST thang* any day!

[ForrestGump]

46. You sweet thaing...

:D

:loveya:


Like I said, the songs I posted on that thread were all from when I was mid-cold...voice not totally shot (well, it was by the end of the night) but maybe at 80%, on average -- better than that on some and worse on others, with me a couple of times avoiding especially difficult notes (they came out as air...no sound at all) one way or another.

I put up a different version of "It Hurts Me" and an earlier version of "For The Heart" that had sound problems (lots of wind noise on the mic) but better voice than the one I posted. I had more 'technical difficulties' with "Way Down" and the concert version of "Tryin' To Get To You," which is why I only part of each up here. I've got to redo all of these recordings soon. In fact, I almost didn't upload these again because I thought maybe I'd just do 'em all again now that my voice is almost normal again and I've got a better microphone....but here they are, anyway, in all their not-so-greatness:

Studio material
It Hurts Me (1964)
http://s55.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2M80MA95GBHP13GS9VYO8WH0JU

Long Black Limousine (1969)
http://s55.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1QRM3ZHQA57FB10FEB0JRAW0P8

Any Day Now (1969)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0XNVI26JM0A42WVQT419V6JU8

For the Heart (1976)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=38SH5SFT2LOYP3IAKFX677XGPW

Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain (1976)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2I39W9LNSBIBJ3SOG6Y3UVPKG6

Way Down (1976)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3KNXY1UXN0Q850TYS4F5NKB1KF

Live '70s material
Thus Spake Zarathustra/See See Rider (opening song, 1972-1977)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2TQGD3JQJ2IU83VXP87H26JNRT

A Big Hunk O' Love (1972-1973)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3NJRWWSTNMCUZ0JQ9FTTIA3IFB

Steamroller Blues (1973-1977)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=04RB2KVX3BMAK31I3IG76667SE

Tryin' To Get To You (style of 1974-1977)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0TL5T30P3Z58I34BPI9NXERPMH

You Gave Me A Mountain (1972-1977)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=15AYNRLR9Q52Y38YGL4Q1W1UMY

Little Sister/Get Back (style of August, 1970)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3P73V10L6X5U20U5ZT5CZQ2DFR

Lawdy, Miss Clawdy (1972-1974)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3IQ5FW4SOXSGE32SVQ8DACU94I

Little Darlin' (1975-1977)
http://s42.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1VR8XHSEI3H753OA367BQ6TD60

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. ROFLMAO!

Oh Forrest......*swoon*


Man, am I glad you didn't love me before! This is hysterical!

You really do have a nice voice.....

When you're not busy abusing it, that is!

Very funny, darling! I love ya!


:loveya: :hug: :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

23. Thanks!!!!

Julio thanks you, too! And Willie -- who has turned out to be Tony Clifton -- kind of grunts in agreement. :D

:hug:


:loveya:

[southlandshari]

13. Kick

:D

[ForrestGump]

24. Well, ain't that a kick in the Moon Pies

:P

Are you, perchance, wearing stilettos as you kick?











Just wondering. :D

:hug:

[southlandshari]

25. Sorry, darlin'

Me and stilettos parted ways a long time ago. I'm more of a t-shirt and tennis shoes kind of girl.

Sorry to ruin the fantasy for you - but hey, here's another kick. That counts for something, yes?

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

29. Cool! T-shirt, tennis shoes....

and, apparently, no pants.


:D

[southlandshari]

34. Come to think of it,

I did leave out that part, didn't I?

































:hide:

[ForrestGump]

35. And you thought I wouldn't notice?

As. If. !




:D







:loveya:

[southlandshari]

36. Look!!!

I found my pants!!





How in the world do you suppose they got up there?

:shrug:


:D

[ForrestGump]

37. That's a good question

:rofl:


And what were you doing so high up on such an enormous erection in the first place?


:P

[southlandshari]

41. Eek!

:rofl:


You win. I can't answer that in this thread.






Please be gentle with me now that you have taken me prisoner.


:P

[ForrestGump]

42. Book her, Danno

:D

[southlandshari]

44. Pfffft......

If those fluffy handcuffs are the um, biggest weapon, in your arsenol....I'm not going to be incarcerated nearly long enough!

:P

[ForrestGump]

45. Stop obsessing about the size of my weapon

and please don't mention "incastrating" in connection with it. :scared:

[southlandshari]

47. That's what you think I'm doing?

:rofl:

I try not to think about your weapon at all, darlin'. Don't know where all that thing has been!

:scared:




:D

[ForrestGump]

48. I think more about where it's GOING

:P


<--- no moderator powers any more...nyeh-nyeh...

[wildhorses]

26. thanks and especially for the song came on after it!!!

and Julio called, he wants to talk about a partnership...

[ForrestGump]

30. Please tell Julio I'm not that kind of boy

:P

:hi:

Hi!

[In_The_Wind]

27. Awww ~ Thanks FG!

[ForrestGump]

31. Nice spin!

I know...it was soooo romantic, wasn't it? :D

[In_The_Wind]

43. It was just for you Forrest!

[ForrestGump]

49. I love that Evis smiley!

And the others aren't bad, either.. :D

:loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Just a kick cuz it's a gloomy day here...

...and this is pure sunshine.

:7

[ForrestGump]

32. Awwwwwww....

Begone, gloomy day!

Or I shall sing "Mrs Brown, You've Got A lovely Daughter."



In the original Sanskrit.



:hug: