Screw the Grammys. Book tickets now for the BRITISH PARKING AWARDS 2006!!!

[DS1]

http://www.britishparkingawards.co.uk/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH

I'm cryin from laughing

Awards include



• Best New Car Park

• Effective On Street Management

• Innovation Award

• Best Refurbishment

• Parking Person of the Year

• Parking Team of the Year

• Joined Up Thinking Award

• Interchange Award

• Exceptional Customer Service Award

• Effective Management of Venue
Parking Award

[matcom]

1. what will Angelina Jolie be wearing i wonder?

:rofl:

[DS1]

2. Dunno, but she'll probably drop Brad for the Parking Person of the Year

That's like big-time player status right there

[kick-ass-bob]

4. OMG! YES!!!

:bounce::bounce:

I gotta win now......

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Hey, b*tch, I'm up for Parking Person of the Year.

:grr:

[DS1]

5. Oh yeah?

What did you do? Invent the 45 degree parking approach to prevent dings? Or did you figure out how to get your car INSIDE the shopping cart corral?

[kick-ass-bob]

8. I can wheel those bitches into a spot with a 270 degree spin.

I'm a badass.

[DS1]

11. .

[kick-ass-bob]

15. I love that scene!

[TrogL]

6. What happened to "worst parker"

Like my ex-wife :scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

[Ryano42]

7. NO PARALLEL CATEGORY????

:wtf:

[Ryano42]

9. Who's Hosting?

:rofl:

[DS1]

24. Oh shit

I finally 'got' that :D

:thumbsup:

[Ryano42]

25. hee hee

:) :blush:

[myrna minx]

10. Do the Brits give awards for award shows like

we do? I'd love for the parking award show to receive an award! :rofl: What if someone wins a parking award for parking at the parking award show? Whoa man...::rofl:

[LSK]

12. "Parking Team of the Year"

You need a "team" to park a car??? :wtf:

[DS1]

13. Most original use of space

[kick-ass-bob]

14. I see you've seen my work!!

I am winning, dammit!

[LSK]

16. heres my team then!

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheParkingGarage.htm

[DS1]

17. it's been switched with a 'host it yourself' image

;-)

[LSK]

20. are you series?

:grr:

[DS1]

21. HUGHLY

[SOteric]

18. Damn Straight!

I've driving and therefore parked in London, ghoddammit, I assure you parking in that city is a feat of Olympic proportions. They damned well ought to give out awards. And cash prizes.

[DS1]

19. I hear it's tight

[SOteric]

22. That actually looks pretty generously spaced by comparison..

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://www.geraldbrimacombe.com/UK_Ireland.htm&h=384&w=576&sz=284&tbnid=hyTOpBgFi0LZxM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=132&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLondon%2Btraffic%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

[DS1]

23. I think we should send billyskank as our official representative

so he can do blog updates from the inside.

I know I'm not paying 80 quid for a ticket

[DS1]

26. one kick for the nighthawks