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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:01 PM Original message |
Post a lousy joke |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
1. From the airport shuttle bus in Honolulu |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
29. Groaner alert |
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Ariana Celeste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. Ask me if I'm a carpenter. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I like that one |
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4morewars (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 10:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
60. I love that one ! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
3. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:06 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. ... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
4. Say "knock knock". |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. who's there |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:06 PM Original message |
Oh no ya don't. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Knock knock |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. is this an interactive joke? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Who's there? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Euripides |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:47 PM Response to Reply #13 |
55. Eumenides? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Joe |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. ask DS1 its his lousy joke |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
6. Lousy Donald Rumsfeld is giving the lousy president |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:08 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. I hope you copied and pasted |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
16. knock knock |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:11 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. 'sthere? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:13 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. The fed's. open up. you're going to gitmo |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:14 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Gitmo who? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:16 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. *pistol-whips Jpgray* |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:17 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Look what you G-men did to my name |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:19 PM Response to Reply #25 |
28. *snicker* |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:11 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. No Solicitors |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
17. Q: Why did the stop light turn red? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:13 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. That's too good for this thread |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:17 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. Here's another funny one: |
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Popol Vuh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
24. Ok, there were these four nuns who sinned |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:39 PM Response to Reply #24 |
35. That's a great joke! |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:41 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Yeah, Popol Vuh isn't playing fair |
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Popol Vuh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:55 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Hehe Thanks guys |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
27. Two girl ostriches are being followed by two guy ostriches. |
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KFC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
30. What did the dog say when he sat on a corncob? |
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Popol Vuh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:22 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. LMAO |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
32. A scientist has created an exact duplicate clone of himself |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
33. How do you tell if it's dogwood? |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-13-06 06:24 PM Response to Reply #33 |
65. What did one wall say to the other? |
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Popol Vuh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
34. Some blond girls were driving to Disneyland |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-13-06 06:22 PM Response to Reply #34 |
64. Ha ha |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
38. why are babies so fragile? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:13 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Shouldn't that be "made" with one screw? |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:15 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. edited to you version |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
39. What do you call a Rwandan rolling down a hill? |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:16 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. You sir are enjoyed |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
43. What is the name of "Super Chicken's" alter Ego?? |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
44. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are discussing what they want to .. |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
45. Parrot Joke! |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
46. Boss & his Secretary |
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Chemical Bill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
47. What do they give every Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before selling it? |
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Monkey see Monkey Do (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
48. A man walks into a bar |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:03 PM Response to Original message |
49. An engineering student joke.. (funny) |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:04 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Nice |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
51. Did ya hear the one about |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:12 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. Wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down! |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
52. OK, so there's these two racehorces, see... |
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Popol Vuh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
54. 100 yards to the out-house |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
56. dracula sucks... |
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Buck Turgidson (434 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 09:54 PM Response to Original message |
57. What's made of cement and howls at the moon? |
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NFL80 (89 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
58. the golden phone |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
59. Did you hear about the magic tractor? |
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grateful581 (760 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
61. What's a practical nurse? |
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Mobius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-12-06 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
62. Im afraid everyone will hate me if I do. |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-13-06 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
63. How Smart is Your Right Foot? |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-13-06 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
66. This lady is on a NYC bus ...... |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-13-06 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
67. Take my wife...please. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-13-06 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
68. a lousy joke |
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cfield (648 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-13-06 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
69. I've got two |
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