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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 07:16 PM
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I've read 95% of Americans don't read my posts
Which is a shame, because those are the people who actually need my advice, you miserable humanity-devolving assholes.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 07:18 PM
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1. Ahhh...why don't you just
Go and get drunk and plow your car into an applebee's..OKAY?

:P
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 07:24 PM
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2. What?
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 08:14 PM
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3. No! No!
It was 95% of Lounge regulars who don't read your posts.:evilgrin:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 08:22 PM
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7. I bet that is true though
The majority of posts are not read by a majority of DUers. If I was to list all of the DUers that I know, by name, would it be more than 500? and many of those are no longer with us. If I cheated and read through the list, checking off people that I remembered, would it be more than 25% of them? Of course, many in that list (of registered DUers) have not posted since 2001, and those TSed that I can remember are not on the list.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 08:16 PM
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4. I don't have time to read your post. Maybe later...
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 08:20 PM
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5. I rabidly read them Rabrrrr
But they don't seem to help.:cry:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 08:20 PM
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6. now, now, don't go gettin' all testy on us, sweetie
I have deemed all your posts WORTHY of my notice, not to worry.

besides, I happen to like your intelligence and biting sense of humor. You're a good gaddamn ranter, buddy.

That said, I am definitely NOT an asshole, though. :)

heheh.


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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:16 PM
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8. But we lucky 5% know!!
And will try to enlighten the others.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 11:52 PM
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11. What did he say?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 01:30 AM
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15. anolther 5%er here
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:24 PM
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9. Optimistic view
But I'm guessing 95 of us on DUL do..
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 10:26 PM
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10. Did you say something?
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-12-06 11:53 PM
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12. Pha shaw
Tell me this is a copy cat thread.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 12:23 AM
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13. 95 percent of Rabrrrrrr's posts
are stuff I was gonna post but he beat me by seconds.

Seconds.

:grr:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 01:33 AM
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16. What? He may have wiretaps on your PC!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 12:40 AM
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14. It's a fact
n/t
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 01:47 AM
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17. I only read Matcom News™
This has been a paid promotional advertisement of Matcom News™
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 01:49 AM
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18. I bet you don't read them either
hahahahahaha

:hi:
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