Funny as Hell - College Recruiting Video

[RPM]

Go to http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=1610 and click on the link in the 2d paragraph....

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YOUR SCHOOL’S PROMOTIONAL AD IS TEH SUX0RZ! GRAND CRU: APPALACHIAN IS HOT HOT HOT!

Some people go their whole lives searching for their own personal holy grail…but thanks to reader Kenny Smith, we may die in peace now, since today he sent us the link to what we’ve been looking for lo, these long two months…TEH SUX0RZ OF ALL SUX0RZ IN SCHOOL PROMOTIONAL ADS. (For all the other, lesser ads, please check out our school promotional ad review archives.) For the moment, Appalachian State, we kowtow to you. You truly are HOT HOT HOT !

A WARNING: Please, before reading anything written below, watch this. If you’re in an office, shut the door; if you’re in a cubicle, invite a friend. If you’re at home, call over a loved one or pet to spread the love, and please make sure you are not eating, drinking, performing any delicate tasks requiring manual dexterity, or masturbating while watching, since this video is the opposite of sex, and may induce erectile dysfunction for life.

(Waiting, sips coffee, waits for reader’s vital signs to return to normal after exposure to the worst school promotional ad ever created. Some of you may not have made it–condolences from our staff, but like Too Short says, only the strong survive. We begin to pick apart this monstrosity now, though words ultimately fail to capture the grandeur of the “HOT HOT HOT” ad. We’ll try anyway.)

[JVS]

1. I want to work there soooooo badly!

[RPM]

7. Barna might be nearby

actually no - its in N. carolina

[JVS]

2. Dude, have you seen some of the other stuff on that site.

The North Korean Bodyguard training video is worthty of Robert Hamburger

Also, the Take-off on Brokeback Mountain has story about a man and his forbidden love for his horse.

[RPM]

8. yep - totally justifies the existence of the...

internets.

[bertha katzenengel]

3. *gasp* I saw a BLACK student!!

That's really sad. I bet it's a good school. *tsk*

[supernova]

4. OMG! That is everything wrong

about those promo pieces.

That's actually a shame, because Applachian is a decent school and doesn't deserve to be attached to such cheesiness. :P

Whoever wrote that jingle needs to be hogtied to an fireant hill. :nuke:

[Aristus]

5. Ah! Appalachian State University!

For college-bound home-schooled kids, it's HOT, HOT HOT!



:+

[AlCzervik]

6. Ok that is really terrible, my 11 year old daughter said thats probably

keeping students away.

[RPM]

12. smart kid

too bad she isnt on staff at ASU

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. I thought this was gonna be a joke

What were they thinking?? And when were they thinking it, 1976?

[RPM]

10. they were thinking....

Hot, hot, hot - appalachan is hot, hot, hot!

[AussieDave]

11. I'm speechless - really

This made me want to slick back my hair with Brylcreem, then hop in the Edsel to go pick up Mary Sue and take her to the pep rally, after which we're going on a hay ride, then the sock hop.

And what exactly did President Eisenhower get up to today ???


What a hoot !!!!!

[graywarrior]

13. Nice touch coinciding the black student with the black singing voice

[RPM]

14. yeah

almost as clever as the sax player when during the sax solo...