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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 02:48 PM
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Panda joke . . .
A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him.

As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out.

The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 03:01 PM
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1. Old ..... nt.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 03:07 PM
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2. So? ..... nt.
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 03:18 PM
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3. (chuckle)
Yes, an awful joke. :)
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nutsnberries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 03:23 PM
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4. look at the title of this *Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation*
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nutsnberries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 03:25 PM
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5. the book cover art is pretty cute, imo!
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