God DAMMIT! You cannot tell this cat NO!!

[bertha katzenengel]

:banghead:

I love him but JESUS, he is IRRITATING!

Surely this is the closest I'll ever be to experiencing what it's like to raise a child. How is it possible to love someone (or -thing) so much, to be so crazy about him, and still want to throw him against a wall?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

/rant

Thank you, I feel much b456 5666666666666666666666666666

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ZombieNixon]

1. I think you just defined love of any type.

Love (luv) n. The state of being crazy about someone, yet still want to throw him or her against a wall.

[Maat]

2. HeeHee.

:rofl:

I feel this way sometimes about my husband, my daughter, my cats ...

Mostly, I jokingly pretend to put my hands around the neck in question ...

I have a boy kittie ... well, he's 4 ... best, most loving pet I've ever had ... but if he sees a nice pile of papers (even a ream of paper for the computer) in an easily accessible place ... well, the paper calls to him .. "Come pee on me!"

My husband and daughter sat in their respective recliners and watched me wash 5 reams while screaming at the cat. By the way, that protective paper they put around the ream really does work and keep the paper totally dry ..

[bertha katzenengel]

4. *blink*

:rofl: TY, Zom... :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

5. You're very welcome.

:7

[graywarrior]

3. Same here.

I look like an abused wife with all the cuts, bruises and abrasions from that little fucker.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. As if you could tell anything to any cat

They make the rules. We follow them.

[jobycom]

7. I have a cat like that. I'm constantly having to get up to chase her

off a counter, or to see what she made go crash. She attacks me with all claws and teeth and times, and my arm looks like I've gone Goth from all the scratches.

Then she crawls up on me when I'm reading a book, and nuzzles against my chin and starts purring full force, and I just love her.

The trick, though, is to shove her away the moment she stops purring, because she will bite my face if I don't!

[bertha katzenengel]

9. I'll have to tell Mrs. V. that trick. Cocoa does the same thing -- nuzzles

and purrs, but then she always bites. Weird.

[AtomicKitten]

8. Our cat, Renfield, is Satan incarnate.

But he is so cute, we let it slide.