Now that you're retired (stop me if you've heard this)

[procopia]

What Do You Do Now That You're Retired??
WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE
WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.
I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY
IN THERE FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT

THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.
I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY,
HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"
HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED
WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.
SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE
SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH
THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.
I DIDN'T CARE SINCE MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER
AND THIS ONE HAD A " JEB IN '08 " BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.
IT'S IMPORTANT AT MY AGE

[qnr]

1. lol! I love it :) n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. What a wonderful heart-warming story

I would have liked to have seen the look on the face of "JEB IN O8" when he returned to his car.