Memo from George to Tony

[McKenzie]

Status: Damned Important

Subject: Subvursiv Stuff

Hi Tone, can you...like...send MI5 up to Edinburra?

Seems them libral Scots are spreading "propaganda" - that's a big word Karl told me to use :) - by selling loads of commie type books in their govermment shop no less. Dick nearly had a fit after some meeja hack named O'Reilly got in touch and spilled the beans 'bout what was on sale. Dick phoned Karl straight away and Karl then phoned me...he sounded real fired up.

If this stuff ain't burned by this evening Karl sez to tell you Dick thinks it might cause problems. He mumbled somethin' 'bout our "special relationship" being called off.

Here's the stuff he's particularly pissed about and his comments on why the stuff is to be doused in gasoline (think you guys call it "petrollium" or something...) and torched...

How Neoconservatives Subverted the Reagan Revolution and Hijacked the Bush Presidency (a damned lie Karl sez)

All the President's Spin - George W. Bush, the Media, and the Truth (see Karl's comment on the first suvursiv book)

The Politics of Deceit - Saving Freedom & Democracy from Extinction (Karl sez it's not a problem for us but other countries might get the message and keep a fair voting system in place)

Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot - And Other Observations (Karl agrees he's a porker but Rush goes mental if anyone points it out)

Politics & Celebrity in the Age of Contempt - The Schwarzenegger Syndrome (Arnie's on our side)

Election 2004 - How Bush Won and What You Can Expect in the Future (We need to keep the world domination plan secret until you get your seat on the Carlyle Group board and Dick abolishes elections...Karl sez you an' Dick agreed on 2008)

Bush Hater's Handbook - An A-Z Guide to the Most Appalling Presidency of the Past 100 Years (according to Karl this one is too close to the truth to ever see the light of day)

Dude Where's My Country? (The guy who wrote this is REALLY dangerous. Dick has a photo of him on his office wall with cross hairs drawn on it. It's real funny)

Still More George W Bushisms - A new collection of malapropisms (I don't know what the last word means but Karl sez just trust him...he read a copy and pissed himself laughing so I guess it’s full of rude jokes about me)

Bush's Brain - How Karl Rove made George W Bush Presidential (some lawyer called Fitzgerald wants a copy of this...Karl sez he must not get one under ANY circumstances)

I looked at the stuff for sale and there's a book claiming Hillary Clinton is gonna be Pres'. Smirk...not if all goes according to "plan" in 2008...heehee. If the "plan" doesn't work those guys we paid to make the voting thingies will help out like in 2004. BTW, they keep trying to get me to send you one of their sales brochures...let me know if you are interested.

Karl sez read the web site real careful and you'll have a vanload of secret service guys headed up the motorway pdq. This internets stuff is real neat...Karl showed me how to do it.

http://shop.scottish.parliament.uk/category.jsp?ID=181

Your buddy

George

PS Can you use your infloonce at the EU? (psssst...the Iran thing) I met that nice gal Angie Merkel recently and she promised me the Krauts ain't gonna object. It's the French who might be difficult.

PPS Dick wants the Iran thing sorted before George Brown gets your job. Dick thinks he's way too smart to go along with our "plan". Remember...don't make any written records of the meetings this time...those leaked memos caused big problems.

PPPS Just between you an' me...the nukes won't make too much mess...will they? I'm trusting Dick on this one but my defense guys keep muttering about "radyashun".