Vampire Seeks Job as Minnesota Governor

[LynneSin]

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20060113091809990024

MINNEAPOLIS (Jan. 13) - Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler. He went by the nickname "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits.

"I'm a satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."

However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.


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[Deja Q]

1. And he's not a republican?! And if he's an impaler...

do we reeeeeeeally want to know about it? :rofl:

Still, I like his solution to child molesters.

[purr]

3. I'd vote for him JUST for that reason!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I was thinkin' "no" til the last line - it's high time for heads on poles

on the capital grounds!

Show those fuckers a lesson.

Hell, I wish I lived in MN. Or maybe I do? You'll never know!

[UrbScotty]

4. Real name: Tim Pawlenty (nt)