The truth about CaliforniaPeggy!

[khashka]

I was downtown today and I saw Miss Peggy and I waved to get her attention and say hi. But she didn't see me.
There was this man standing there in dark glasses and a threadbare coat with a little sign around his neck that said "I am blind. Please help. Pencils 10 cents each". Sure enough, sitting in the snow beside him was a little tin cup with pencils in it and an upturned hat with some change in it. Peggy saw him and ran over and kicked him in the shins and scooped up all his change. Then while he was clutching his leg in agony and crying pitifully, she broke the points on all the pencils. Individually. With a look of demonic glee on her face.

The police and I got the poor man to the ER where they applied Bactine and a BandAid. It appears that he's going to be all right. The police are still looking for her, so if you know her whereabouts please inform them.

Khash.

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Not true!

Bad slave, bad slave! :spank:

Hey, good to see ya! :hi:

And a good night from afar ...

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. PEGGY!

How could you? :eyes:

[Shine]

3. I know for a fact you're lying.

because there's no snow right now in southern CA, where she lives.
:evilgrin:

heheh.

[RevCheesehead]

4. I don't think there's snow anywhere in the lower 48.

But Peggy's been in kind of a feisty mood lately. :shrug:

[khashka]

5. That's not a lie

It's "poetic license". That nonexistent snow was added for dramatic effect.

You gotta admit, it makes his plight much sadder and her cruelty much crueller.

Khash.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I saw her a couple hours ago

She was coming out of a porn shop and heading toward a gun shop. :evilgrin:

[khashka]

8. The police thought

she was gonna take her ill-gotten gains and head off down to Mexico. But a gun shop? Looks like she's planning a crime spree instead!

Khash.

[Fleshdancer]

9. That explains why I saw her car jacking that van full of orphans

I was wondering where she got that gun from. Now I know. :D

[khashka]

10. OMG!!!!!!!

Who will save the children?

Khash.

[Fleshdancer]

11. fortunately she only shot two of them...

but then she reversed the van and tragically three kids were hit. Very bloody. Very sad.

Damn you Peggy!!!! WHY??!!!??? WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????? :cry:

[khashka]

13. I think it was the drugs that finally made her snap

She didn't realize that it's a bad idea for dealers to sample their own product. And now look!
Attacking blind men, knocking over a porn store, car jacking.... And 5 innocent orphans dead or injured. :cry:

It's a tragedy of epic proportions! And CA has a three strikes law.....

(On the bright side, we'll all get to go on TV and talk about how we knew her before she snapped. We might even be able to get a book deal out of it!)

Khash.

[maveric]

7. Wow! Its snowing in downtown Manhattan Beach CA?

Its raining here in San Diego but I didnt realize its snowing by LA.

[Jamastiene]

12. I'll never believe that.

I know California Peggy's manners and character to be of impeccable caliber. No one else calls me "My dear" either. She's a sweetheart.

[khashka]

14. There are multiple eyewitnesses

So either you've totally been taken in by her or.......

You're her accomplice.

Khash.

[Jamastiene]

20. Ahem, I'm innocent.

That's my story and I am sticking to it. :evilgrin:

[lumberingbear]

15. Shame on you Kashka, Bad Kashka.

I saw Peggy today buying ice cream for orphans, buying flowers for an elderly couple who were using walkers, and she took a homeless man to the shelter for a meal. She even ran out in the street and saved a puppy that had ran into the traffic.

Kashka, I'm going to pull down you pants and paddle you with my bear paws on your bare butt. :spank: :spank:

Of course Peggy will stop me because she will forgive you for all those terible lies you have told us. She is so special!






:P

[xmas74]

16. Bad idea.

He likes to be spanked-especially if it involves nudity.

[lumberingbear]

17. I know.....

[xmas74]

18. Do you really want to reward his actions?

[northofdenali]

19. Was that before or after she was seen putting the kitties

in that burlap sack? :evilgrin:

:hi: CP - happy Saturday Night!

[swimboy]

21. Oh, yeah. Don't be throwing him in the briarpatch!

I hope Peggy enjoys this thread. She is a great one among us.

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. Locked

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.



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