Let's hear about your first bras!

[wildhorses]

remember when they were called training bras?

training for what?




edited for typos...wildhorses hooves are clumsy

[xmas74]

1. Never figured that part out.

I do remember being the only nine year old wearing one. I hated it and was made fun of constantly.

[wildhorses]

4. nine???

sheeesh....late bloomer here....got my first one at the age of 12

[xmas74]

7. Fourth grade.

And the boys used to snap it constantly while the girls called me nasty names. It got even worse for me. I think I was one of the first girls in my fifth grade classroom to have to carry pads to school w/ her.

[wildhorses]

9. poor thing...

everything happened for me at 12 in the seventh grade:blush:

remember garter belts?


and oh my god....my first tampon????:blush:

[xmas74]

12. Tampons were the best thing to ever happen to me.

They were much easier to hide. I remember saving my babysitting money to go to the pharmacy and purchase Tampax in seventh grade.
I also remember having a boy sitting behind me in history class reach into my purse and throw a tampon at me, causing the whole class to laugh at me. I told him to stay out of my purse. Instead of him getting into trouble, my teacher sent me to the office for disrupting class. I got a week of detention for that one.

[wildhorses]

14. that sucks

talk about your double standard!!!

[xmas74]

16. The whole school district was one big double standard.

I swore I would never have a child in that district. So far I've kept to my word.

[aclog]

29. I don't think that came out right lol

[u4ic]

44. I had my first (real) bra AND my period at 9

:scared:

No training one for me.

[Digit]

47. I had to buy my own....I was a B cup by age 10

Lucky me...I inherited my aunt's boobs. (sarcasm) It was hell back then because you stood out (pardon the pun) from the crowd.

One nasty memory was the titty twister jokes in 5th grade. Some of the more insensitive boys wanted to see if they were "real".

[aclog]

2. King For A Day

Started at the age of 4
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size 4

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn’t made only for girls
Gi joe in panty hose
Is making room for the one and only

King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait ’til all the guys get a load of me

My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I’m not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don’t knock it until you tried it

Not that you shold infer anything from that...

[wildhorses]

5. only if you are implying something with that

.....well....



enquiring minds would like to know

[aclog]

8. How uncouth of you, sir!

All though there are no female GI Joes and the guys do get a little lonely after a while...

[wildhorses]

10. and of course there were no goats around....

being in the city and all...?

[aclog]

13. The goats make too much noise

during penetratrion...second only to peacocks in that regard

[wildhorses]

18. and you call me uncouth?

Sir, I highly resent that remark
deny, no
resent, yes

[aclog]

22. Well its hard to maintain any deniability

when people can hear the peacocks scream a mile away

Also, sorry for "sir"ing you ma'am ;)

[wildhorses]

33. consider yourself forgiven

now you might want to ask it of those screaming peacocks...

[aclog]

43. they weren't mine in the first place

they belonged to this guy who lived out in the middle of nowhere. They used to go berserk in the morning when I drove by his house, but then one day...nothing

There were alot of dogs barking though so my guess is the peacocks got out and got themselves eaten :eek:

[DainBramaged]

3. I never wore one? Did I miss something?

[wildhorses]

6. I would've thought you'd be more interested in how to undo one?

then again ....maybe not

[DainBramaged]

11. I never had a problem with that

One-handed Willie I was known as. But with the onset of arthritis and carpal tunnel, I think "please" is easier. :shrug:

[aclog]

15. DAMN!

your willie has its own appendage?!

[DainBramaged]

17. Could you imagine, I'd put Gene Simmons to shame.

[wildhorses]

20. that would explain the icon in your sig line?

I assume...

[aclog]

24. wow

I figured only jimmy hendrix could undo a bra with his tongue...and thats a weird place to have carpal tunnel too!

[wildhorses]

27. I was referring to the Gene Simmons remark

he was the one with the tongue, right?

[DainBramaged]

28. I was referring to my nickname, but you can't get carpal in your willie

unless you use it to type, which would be quite the site.

[aclog]

30. I don't know what I was referring to

but I saw an opportunity for a gratuitious remark in there somewhere!

[wildhorses]

32. you go for it then

cos you have lost me what with the willies typing and all....

[DainBramaged]

35. It wasn't like a Wet Willie, but you use the same finger to undo

Never mind.:hide:

[wildhorses]

37. dunno why persactly

but I am ROFLMAO

[skygazer]

19. Yeah, I never got that "training" thing

My mother strapped me into one on the first day of seventh grade - I took it off in the bathroom when I got to school and stuffed it in my backpack. Haven't worn one willingly since.

[wildhorses]

21. but what about gym class?

all the girls had one....

[FuzzySlippers]

23. My mother got me one when I was about 11 I think.

I didn't have much to put in it. Certain not anything that was so out-of-hand that it required "training".

[Gormy Cuss]

25. It was training for a lifetime of misery in those cross-your- heart things

and other "let's make boobs look like nature never intended" bras.

I remember trying to figure out how a bra would make a woman "suddenly shapelier."

:wtf:

[Skittles]

40. I've always disliked Playtex bras

they are damn hideous....I like Warner (same as Klinger) :D

[Gormy Cuss]

41. Yes, Warner. That's the ticket.

Support without deformation.:D

[Skittles]

42. they are pretty, natural, and last a long time

probably the same reason Klinger favored them! :D

[Jamastiene]

26. Training for a life of bondage.

I couldn't fit into a training bra. They grew so fast that I skipped an A too. My first bra was a B size. They grew that fast within a month's time too. I went from nothing to B size in one month. I'm so glad the were altered and fixed now. My mother did something right letting me have them reduced. Goodbye sharp cuts on my shoulders. Too bad my back is fried now because I lived with the monsters for so long. It killed my back.

[wildhorses]

31. sheeeesssh, that is awful

:hug:

[Jamastiene]

34. Awwwwww, thanks.

I was so embarrassed by it. When it happened, all month long, I had to listen to people telling me I needed a bra. I hated it. They could have had some compassion, you'd think. :hug:

[Catchawave]

36. Training on the "hooks" ?

Still can't figure those out...grrrrrr.

[Jamastiene]

38. For the ones in the back.

First finger and thumb. Pinch horizontal, not diagonal. After the hooks let go, let go. The ones in the front require some more dexterity. You have to actually use both hands for those.

I used to have a technique for taking my own off with my shirt still on. Save time. It's easy too. First, I reach around and do the pinch the hooks and let go thing. Next, I reach under my shirt. First I take my right arm out of the shirt sleeve. Take the strap off. Then my right arm goes back in the sleeve. I do the same for the left strap. The bra falls off and I let it drop wherever I am standing to show it the disdain I feel for it. It's symbolic. After I let it hit the floor, I lift my left arm up and turn my hand palm down and flick it as if to say "talk to the hand." If I have to wear a titty sling, it must imply that somebody somewhere thinks I sprained the twins, which I didn't. The twins agree with me. Bras suck.

[aclog]

45. I feel disdain for bras too

but most girls don't seem to agree...:(

[Kali]

46. heh - get 'em with stretchy straps and you won't even have to

take your arm out of your shirt sleeve - after the hook release, shrug your shoulder and reach up from bottom of sleeve with two fingers - grab strap and pull down sleeve, over hand and then do the same on the other side - pull the whole thing out your sleeve like some kind of magic tricK.....:toast:

[AVulgarianHue]

39. Yesteryears sports bras

training to be sporty?:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

48. Any minute now I hope to graduate to a big girl bra

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