I might have a problem.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

[GOPisEvil]

1. I might have a solution.

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. continue

:popcorn:

[wildhorses]

3. I might care

[Floogeldy]

4. But, then again, you might not.

[swag]

5. Congratulations.

[supernova]

6. OK, I'll offer a bunch

of nonspecific answers.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Don't we all???

:shrug:

[Jamastiene]

8. I DEFINITELY have a problem.

I'm certifiably :crazy:

[Floogeldy]

9. Certifiably people don't know that they are certifiable.

Nice try, though. ;)

[Jamastiene]

11. I didn't know until the shrinks kept drilling it into my head

over and over and over again. That's the only reason I know. I have always thought I was the sane one in a world full of nuts. Now, I know I am one. :P

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. If I do, it's my poolman.

Well not exactly my poolman but an intinerant guy with a old grungy
vacuum pump truck who came around and offered to drain the big hole
in the yard where swamp water, litter, bugs, bones, reeds, birdfeathers
and scum gather after the septic tank collapsed of its own rust a few
years back for five dollars.

[swag]

12. Is he starting to smell?

Dump a few more bags of lime over the body. And don't dump any other bodies down there. One is one too many.

[wildhorses]

13. can't ask specific questions

what with the felony convictions and all



must stay generic



or someone might get in trouble

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. Neh?

No convictions and not even that many charges
compared to some. There is only one law enforcement
official in the village and he is disinterested by
nature.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. Impossibly, he smells like peppermint.

I never put any bodies in there, they must have fallen in when
I wasn't looking. But that's not my problem. If I have one, I
mean. People are drawn to him but bump into him oddly as if sleep
walking.

[rug]

14. My lawyer is in on it.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

18. Is he or her registered?

I could use one if suddenly things
go wrong. I have a slippery feeling about
the whole situation. Generally I like a mystery
but my nervous energy builds up and I speak before
I'm ready and that's when I get into trouble. So
far all that's happened is I followed him to see
where he lives and lost him in the desert. I don't
see how you could lose a old big ramshackle swamp
vacuum truck in a flat locale with barely any fog at
all.

[GOPisEvil]

16. *pulls up chair*

:popcorn: