Will Pitt is SO full of himself

[Paragon]

...about this time tomorrow, after dinner.

Ease off on the stuffing this year, will ya?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. By 6:00pm tommorrow...

90% of this country will be comatose from L-Tryptophan at near LD-50 levels.

So many turkeys die for our right to fall asleep in front of a boring football game...

[Catshrink]

5. But it'll be the Pack

and I hope the Lions humiliate them the way they humiliated my Bears. Packers: boooooooo

[WilliamPitt]

2. burp

[VelmaD]

3. Say "excuse me"

Didn't your mother teach you any manners? ;-)

[liberalhistorian]

6. Of course she taught him manners!

Hey, we'll ALL be burping like crazy this time tomorrow. Probably even before this time tomorrow!

[VelmaD]

7. Start your day tomorrow...

with a blanket "excuse me" to everyone in your house. Then you're covered for the rest of the day. At least that's the turkey day rule where I am. :-)

[liberalhistorian]

8. Sounds like a great

rule to me, should probably be done every day. I sure as hell know I've done and said things I'd like everyone to forget or throw a "blanket" over!

[VelmaD]

9. Unfortunately...

my mom only allows the blanket "excuse me" on turkey day. The rest of the years burping without excusing yourself will get you a stern look and maybe even a smack upside the back of the head if the look doesn't work.

[Don_G]

4. Let Us Hope It's Turkey And Not Haggis

[MSchreader]

10. Would you rather he was full of someone else?

Careful how you answer. You don't want this to become another sex thread. :evilgrin:

Martin

[liberalhistorian]

11. ROFLMAO!

n/t

[Catshrink]

12. If I were invited to lunch with Al Franken and Molly Ivins I would be too!

edited for grammar. Damn subjunctive!

[liberalhistorian]

13. Don't forget Paul

Krugman will be there too! I sure wish there was some way he could tape the whole thing, wouldn't that be beyond fascinating?

[Catshrink]

14. Imagine what would happy if AnnThrax showed her adam's apple!

It's kind of delicious thinking about how they'd, er, refute her slanderous lies. Her treasonous blunderbussing.

[liberalhistorian]

15. OMG, what I wouldn't give for

that! Any one of the attendees could easily take her on by themselves, but Will and Molly Ivins are the two that I'd REALLY like to see go head-to-head with her, they'd probably make her head explode from all the actual thinking her brain cells would have to try to do!

[Catshrink]

16. I'd love to see Al give her a lecture on citations

from his Liars book.

[liberalhistorian]

17. LOL!

What a sight that would be!