Ever get so drunk

[Superfly]

that you can't type right? (write?)

Well, that's me, and, apparently, I've lost all semblance of grammar and comma control.

[Langis]

1. When I gets drunk

I have the best arguments on descusions boards, but my grammer isn't the best when I am drunk. I also seem forget some words that needed to make some stuff make sense. :beer:

-edit spelling is also not good

[Parche]

2. drunk?

Beertender get me another Bar
I am not as think as you drunk I am
NO I never slurp my speech

[Nikia]

3. I don't like getting drunk anymore

For me, getting high is much more satisfying and safe. The last time I was really drunk, I felt ill for over a day. Sometimes, I have bad spelling and grammar. I think that it is because I don't proof read. I just type what I think. When I posted drunk on DU and how bad I felt about it, people didn't think that I was typing like I was drunk.

[1a2b3c]

6. Have you ever got stoned and tried to post on a board?

It takes me like 20 minutes to write a fucking paragraph. This was with the good greens from the northwest, i can think straigh smoking the Kansas shwag cause i dont get very high.

[Superfly]

7. Give me 20 minutes and I'll let you know...

...

[Nikia]

10. I do occaisionally

I usually write pretty well stoned although I don't like details and logic as much. The times that I've been most stoned though, I haven't been anywhere near a computer. I probably couldn't have posted when I forgot that we had bought really good stuff instead of the usual and took several hits. I was at my friend's house glued to the couch, staring at the wizard and the lizards, listening to music which I know I missed large sections of. My husband and friend were talking but I had no idea what they were saying except the occaisional "Are you doing alright?" "Don't worry, it will wear off in a while." That really wasn't my idea of a good time so I try to avoid being stoned out of my mind where writing would be a big problem.

[1a2b3c]

11. See

I like details and logic too much. I do too much thinking when i get high.

[1a2b3c]

4. Your woman mad at you for always being on here?

She left and now your gettin plowed?

[Superfly]

5. I don't need no women getting mad at me to get plowed...

but that does seem to be a recurring theme. Maybe I should look into that. If I remember in the morning.

[1a2b3c]

12. So your woman gets mad about the DU time?

Mine might, i havent seen her in a couple days :evilgrin:

When mine bitches about my DU time i just sing her a little song from my dear friend Snoop Dogg. I got my own spot and I got my own keys
So can't no bitch talk shit to me
Like Kiki did me, bitch changed the locks
And kicked me up outta spot
I learned a lesson, I wasn't guessin' or stressin'
I got another bitch and she was at the ?? home
She said she needed a companion
Shit I needed a chaperone plus a new home
Snap, crack, it's on
But in no time at all seems she fell in love
But i wasn't ready for that
Topcat had to scat
I hit her friend from the back
While she was at work workin'
I was jerkin' that skirt
And fuckin with all her friends that was flirtin'
And when she found out she told me that that shit hurt (boo-hoo)
A week later she fell in love with my homeboy Kurt
Bitch you a'int shit but dirt for dirt (biotch!)

[stimbox]

8. Yep.

i couldn't print letters correctly.

[LastTime2BeFree]

9. Being drunk means not remembering

Every other aspect of drinking is either the ride up or the slide down.