My Dirty secret.....I'm actually Will Pitt!

[Khephra]

Will will try to tell you all that he's really Will Pitt, but us "insiders" at DU know the truth.


I'm Will Pitt!

Or rather a clone of him, about 543532 generations down.

[salin]

1. being part of that exclusive lucky group of people

who have met both... I will never tell... who is who and who is who not.....

[AWD]

2. I thought we were ALL Will Pitt???

Isn't that what some eeper-fray claimed???

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. Yep.

Du is nothing but Will, a keyboard and an endless supply of Nasty Biker Crank.

[SOteric]

3. Raven sells sex toys...?

You're at least as nifty as Will Pitt, so it could be true.

[Khephra]

5. MomaKef sells any sex toy you might want

Give us a ring!

:-)

[WilliamPitt]

13. Hoo doggy

Won't she be surprised. :)

[Khephra]

16. Not at all

She has a shipment of ....errr...I don't want to get this thread locked. But (and I'm telling the truth here) Mom does sex-toy shows on the side to make money. You want something in rubber, well, she can probably get it for you.

No kidding.

You didn't see that side of her when you were here Will. One of the few things I asked of her was that there would be no dildos lying around.

I swear that's the truth and she won't even hit me for saying that. ;-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. And I'm really Khephra!

Bow to me, minions!

[salin]

7. and I... am matcom and KG and nothingshocksmeanymore... and GOPis

Evil... and when no one is looking.. I throw a little ole texasleo in for good measure!

Bwahahahaha

[Khephra]

14. Sar-ee

That how it should be said.

;-)

[salin]

15. or scary... be that the case

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Then who's Rabrrrrrr?

That's what I - I mean, Khephra - wants to know. Oh, and I might be Will Pitt. Depends on whether you can see me or not.

[salin]

22. well Kephbrrrrrrrrapittrrrrrrrrrrr works for me...

I think...

[WilliamPitt]

8. OK, now you have to find that thread

[Khephra]

10. Only if you push my Hellboy thread

I know that in april everyone will be talking about it like it came out of nowhere.

;-)

[WilliamPitt]

12. Done

Link? :)

[Khephra]

17. Damn...I didn't think you'd do it

I don't know how to search ol DU1.0 archives.

[Paragon]

9. I'M Spartacus!

[WilliamPitt]

11. AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU'VE GOT MY FACE!!!!!!!

[Paragon]

18. You're actually quite handsome

...in the Twilight Zone. :silly:

[liberalhistorian]

21. Nah, you're a lot better-looking

than that, Will!

[SOteric]

25. You're Pootie Tang...?

Who'dda thunk.

[LincolnMcGrath]

20. So I ghost wrote this book....

for WillPitt :wow:

[11 Bravo]

23. I have less than 1000 posts (although this is my 900th).

Can I play here anyway?

[KoKo]

24. Actually, I've thought Skinner and Will were the same.....OOps! Tombstone!

:D

[WilliamPitt]

26. SNARF

Hee hee hee hee...oh man...you couldn't be more wrong, unless Skinner is clever enough to threaten to ban his alter-ego on three separate occassions...just for cover.

:)