How many Bush voters does it take to make non microwave popcorn?

[DanCa]

Five one to hold the frying pan, and the other four to move the stove back and forth Okay I took my blue pill i am better now.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! LOVE IT!!

:popcorn:

[DanCa]

2. yeah but did i date myself?

Making pan popped pop corn is sooo low tech.

[miss_american_pie]

3. I still make it that way.

[LeftyMom]

4. It tastes better that way.

Organic popcorn cooked over the stove and then smothered in melted Earth Balance (vegan margarine) is the best snack ever. :9

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. All of them, because they will have to stand around waiting for

the earth, which to them is only 6,000 years old, to produce something which can make fire, whether it be oil, trees, or coal.

Fucking Christian fuckwit dumbasses.

[HughBeaumont]

6. None.

It would take away from their daily dosage of O'Lielly's "Talking Points" segment.

[u4ic]

7. Do any know HOW to use a microwave?

:shrug:

[DanCa]

9. nah they gave up after they kept on pushing buttons for beef chicken and

and pork and got pissed at the microwave because it never gave them any.

[u4ic]

10. LOL

and then they throw it on the front yard with all the old cars that don't work, either.

[DS1]

8. You forgot the guy who has to wait outside for lightning to strike

so they can have fire :D