Isn't this sweet? Eminem and Ex-Wife Kim Mathers Remarry

[CatWoman]

ROCHESTER, Mich. — Eminem remarried his high school sweetheart Saturday, a month after the superstar rapper announced they were getting back together, his publicist said.

"I can confirm that they were married this evening," said Dennis Dennehy, a spokesman for Eminem's label, Interscope Records.

News helicopters hovered overhead and paparazzi congregated outside Meadow Brook Hall as the rapper born Marshall Bruce Mathers III and Kim Mathers arrived by limousine and were whisked inside the 110-room mansion built for auto baron John Dodge's widow 80 years ago.

"Family and close friends were in attendance, including members of D12, 50 Cent, Obie Trice and members of G-Unit," Dennehy said. He said D12's Proof, whose real name is Deshaun Holton, served as best man.

Dinner was lobster tails and filet mignon, and New York DJ Lord Sear provided the music for the reception, Dennehy said.

The couple is planning a honeymoon later this year, Dennehy said.

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Recordings/Eminem_Wedding.html

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Oh, isn't that just precious?

Gosh, I am besmitten with happiness for rap-land's Big White Fucking Idiot Asswipe.

[CatWoman]

2. now, now, Rabrrrrrr

be nice!!

If that's at all possible :D

[tatertop]

7. "Eight Mile" is a great movie, "Lose Yourself" is a great song

Never thought I would come to like Eminem
but I must give credit where credit is due.
Good to see he's back with Kim.

[miss_american_pie]

3. Sweet?

I was thinking co-dependent.

[BuelahWitch]

4. Or masochistic

Is that a word? Must be, spellcheck recognized it.

[CatWoman]

6. there's someone out there for everyone

[CatWoman]

5. yes

I think it's sweet.

They have that "Liz and Burton" thing going here.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Liz and Dick used to get "in the mood" by engaging in fistfights.

Awwwww....:grouphug: How sweet!

[CanuckAmok]

9. he just didn't like wearing an "ex-wife beater"

[Susang]

10. I can't believe they let him rent Meadowbrook Hall

It's actually a very beautiful old mansion that has many valuable works of art in it. I've been there several times. I'm guessing he had to pony up a hefty security deposit! :D

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Just for fun...

Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big, can't believe it, now your two
Baby your so precious, daddy's so proud of you
SIT DOWN, BITCH, IF YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE sh*t OUT OF YOU..

Kim: OK!!
Eminem: (Kim screaming) Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see
what I’m about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you
How could you?...just leave me and love him out the blue
Kim: (crying)
Eminem: Oh, what's a matter Kim....am I too loud for you?? (Kim screaming)
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I’m like all right, you wanna throw me out, that's fine.
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this tv, this whole house is mine.
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look it Kim, Look at your husband now,(kim: NOOO) I said look at him!!!
He ain't so hot now is he? Little punk.
Kim: Why are you doing this?
Eminem: Shut the f*ck up!!!
Kim: You're drunk, You're never going to get away at this..
Eminem: You think I give a f*ck!
Come on..we're going’ for a ride bitch,(Kim: NOOOO) sit up front.
Kim: why can't we just leave Haley alone....what if she wakes up?
Eminem: We'll be right back......Well I will, you'll be in the trunk.

Chorus 2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU

Eminem: You really f*cked me Kim,
You really did a number on me,
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to hunt me.
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18!
That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's f*cked up!!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: OH GOD MY BRAIN IS RACIN!
Kim: I LOVE YOU.
Eminem: What are you doing, change the station......I HATE this song! Does
this look like a big joke?
Kim: NO......
Eminem: * There’s a 4 year old boy lyin’ dead with a slit throat.....in your
living room.....HA HA........What you think I'm kiddin’ you
(crying) You loved him didn't you?
Kim: NO
Eminem: BULLsh*t YOU BITCH DON'T f*ckING LIE
TO ME.....(honk, honk)....What the f*ck's this guy's problem on the side of
me?......f*ck YOU ASSHOLE, YEAH BITE ME........KIM,KIIIM....why don't you
like
me?.....you think I’m ugly don't you.
Kim: IT’S NOT THAT
Eminem: no you think I’m ugly,
get the f*ck away from me, don't touch me.....I HATE YOU...I HATE YOU...I
SWEAR
TO GOD I HATE YOU....OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU .....HOW THE f*ck COULD YOU DO
THIS TO
ME (Kim: sorry) HOW THE f*ck COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!

Chorus2x
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANNA GO ON
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU

Eminem: Come on get out.
Kim: I can't I'm scared.
Eminem: I said get out bitch!
Kim: Let go of my hair....please don't do this baby...please...I love
you...look we
can just take Haley and leave
Eminem: f*ck YOU!....YOU DID THIS TO US...YOU DID IT...IT'S YOUR FAULT.
Oh my god i'm crackin up , GET A GRIP MARSHALL!!!!
Hey member the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie.
That was funny wasn't it?
Kim: yes..
Eminem: THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?!!
Kim: YES!!
Eminem: See, it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husband had a
fight
One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle he accidentally
gets his Adams apple sliced....And while this is goin’ on...his son just
woke up, and he just walks in...She panics...and he gets his throat cut, So
now they both dead....and you slash your own throat, So now it's double
homicide and suicide with no note, I should have known better when you
started to act weird, We could've.......HEY! where ya goin....get back
here!!! You can't run from me Kim....It's just us...Nobody else! You're only
makin’ this harder on yourself
HA HA....GOTCHA!!!! (Kim screams)HHHAA.......GO AHEAD YELL
HERE ILL SCREAM WITCHA......AH SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? ...Now shut the f*ck up and get
what's comin to you......You were supposed to love me!!!!! (kim
choking).....NOW BLEED BITCH BLEED....BLEED BITCH BLEED...BLEEEEEED!!!!

Chorus 2x
SO LONG..
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG..
I DON'T WANNA GO ON..
LIVIN' IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU..

[auntAgonist]

12. a DJ provided the music?

what , they couldn't afford a LIVE band? :sarcasm:



sheesh

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. And, thus, the sanctity of marriage is preserved.

:silly: