Fill in the blank: Having the Super Bowl in Detroit is like _____

[Michigander4Dean]

Having the Super Bowl in Detroit is like putting Dick Cheney in charge of Johns Hopkins.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. shitting blood-laden diarrhea in your champagne

[Twillig]

6. Er, is the super bowl

the shit or the champagne?

Viking fan here. The super bowl sux!

:-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. The Super Bowl is the champagne

The blood-laden diarrhea is Detroit.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. ...having it anyplace else

They could have it in Schnectady or Missoula and it'd still be the most continually overhyped event in the history of the planet. :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

3. ...holding the winter Olympics on Oahu.

[KamaAina]

11. Hardy har har. We do have snow on the Big Island, at times

there is even a Hawaiian snow goddess, Poliahu. I always envision her as the "Maytag repairman" of deities...

We also have one skating rink on O'ahu, Ice Palace, and a joke to go with it:

K-den, these two local guys see ice fishing on ESPN2 and say, "Hey, that looks cool! Let's try it!" So there they go, out there with their ice augers and their buckets, when suddenly they hear a voice from above.

"Ho, brah! Is that the voice of God?"

"No, this is the manager of Ice Palace..."

Bear in mind, too, that at one point, the equally snow-challenged Bay Area was the center of the figure skating universe, with Brian Boitano, Debi Thomas, Rudy Galindo and others.

[DainBramaged]

4. Who cares

pitchers and catchers, less than a month

Daytona 500 February 19. Summer March 21

[Burma Jones]

5. Conducting Democracy in DC

These days at least.......

[jeff30997]

8. Having the Super Bowl in Detroit is like ...

Giving Chimpy a book to read.

[gollygee]

9. Is like having an Iron Chef contest at Taco Bell

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

10. Having

The Superbowl in detroit is like Indianapolis Colts fans not turning on the team after every season, in the rare opportunity when both either happens your left scratching your head wondering if you should take a picture for the surreal moment.

[sasquatch]

12. Having an Olympic Swim meet in the Cleveland Sewer System

[MrSlayer]

13. It's like holding the inaugural ball in a public bathroom.

[UrbScotty]

15. That would be appropriate for Repubs (nt)

[Initech]

14. having a portable toilet at Sak's Fifth Avenue.

[swag]

16. . . . pouring water through a sieve.