I've been picking long blond hairs off my pajamas

[ZombieNixon]

and bed for a month and I don't know where they came from! :scared:

Ask me anything!

[Shine]

1. Well, that's just flat out weird that you have NO idea where they came

from. Are you sure?????

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

2. Quite sure.

[zanne]

3. Question: Do you ever black out?

You may be having wonderful sex and just don't know it.

[ZombieNixon]

12. I've only blacked out once, and that was at a party in full view of many p

eople.

[Shine]

20. Hmmm....freaky, dude.

Are blondes your type? Do you know any blondes around your dorm who may have shed in your room?

[LisaL]

4. What color is your hair?

[ZombieNixon]

10. I look like this!

[qnr]

5. Maybe there is a longhaired cat prowling the ventilation system.

Either that or you've been repeated abducted by blond aliens.

[ZombieNixon]

8. I live in a dorm that doesn't allow pets.

The aliens are the simple explanation.

[LisaL]

9. Do you have a cleaning lady?

[ZombieNixon]

13. No.

I'm the cleaning lady.

[SoCalDem]

25. Someone's been sleeping in your bed when you are gone..

Goldilocks?

[DS1]

6. Got a roommate?

He's been bangin his chick on your bed, dude

[ZombieNixon]

14. He doesn't have a gf.

[DS1]

16. She doesn't have to be his girlfriend in order to have sex with him

[ZombieNixon]

18. Well, no. I just know that's not the case.

[Richard Steele]

21. Maybe he's keeping secrets from you...

Like, he's secretly working with the blonde aliens!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. doyou have a roomie?

[Rising Phoenix]

11. sorry, I shed a lot...

:evilgrin:

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Is Ann Coulter coming into your room at night?

[ZombieNixon]

19. EEW! NO!

:puke:

[Radical Activist]

17. Communal washer and dryer?

I don't know if hair can be left in those and get on others clothes? maybe?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. That's my bet

Or sitting on a couch or chair where some long-haired blonde likes to sit.

[leftofthedial]

22. have you checked your back?

[LisaL]

23. You are a werewolf?

[tigereye]

24. hmmm

communal washer and dryer with a really clogged lint filter?

Can't think of any other explanation, unless you have midnight wanderers vistiting you.

:D