Is there a Sleepnumber bed made for 3 people?

[bicentennial_baby]

The Sniffas and i were wondering...

if not, isn't that polyamory-discriminatory? :P

and ps: why isn't 'polyamory' in the spellchecker? :wtf:

[supernova]

1. I don't think I've ever seen a 3-zoner

:shrug:

But you can get that memory foam stuff and it seems to work just as well.

[Rising Phoenix]

4. sigh...

but, it's not just the same! :bounce:

[zanne]

2. They should make them big enough...

They just don't make them big enough for people, dogs and cats. And yes, I believe it is polyamory-discriminatory.

[Rising Phoenix]

3. indeed!

i'm glad someone else sees this problem! it's no good, no good at all x(

[maveric]

5. Is there a special setting for a Box Turtle?

He needs to be comfy too.

[Rising Phoenix]

9. are you comparing us to a Box Turtle?

[maveric]

19. No. To me and my Box Turtle.

Dont tell Rick Santorum, please.

[Call Me Wesley]

6. I don't know about the sleepnumber bed,

but I'm aghast that 'polyamory' isn't in the spellcheck. I mean, even Dean Martin had it:

In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets two girls here's what they say

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's polyamory
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's polyamory
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's polyamory
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's polyamory

I apologize, just couldn't resist ... ;) Besides, I like the song.

[Rising Phoenix]

7. ...

:rofl: :yourock:

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Glad you liked it,

BTW, the 'gay tarantella' is original. It just meant 'happy' then (and now, of course ;) )

[zanne]

8. We have a new word!

Congratulations, bicentennial baby! Alert Webster's.

[bicentennial_baby]

15. j'adore your song!!

heehee! :bounce:

it goes well with our pasta dinner tonight :)

[supernova]

11. Here's an idea

what about getting three single mattresses and putting them together in a king frame, or whatever fits?

You could still make the bed as if it were one mattress.

[DS1]

12. Last one to orgasm sleeps on the floor

:P

[supernova]

I think bi-baby

steals the covers. :-)

[bicentennial_baby]

14. nuh-uh! that's sniffa!

i swear! :bounce:

me, i sleep in the middle :D

[bicentennial_baby]

17. hmmmm

i'm not even going there. :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. Well, you can now see how I don't pay attention...

Sniffa must be the envy of all his playground buddies. :evilgrin:
Duckie

[bicentennial_baby]

16. doh!

welcome to being in the loop! :P

:hi:

[SW FL Dem]

18. I have a copycat! First time in 2 years

I'm honored!

[prolesunited]

20. And the purpose of this thread is what?

I think everyone here knows that you are a triad. Why do you all feel compelled to start a thread about it every day.

Call me old-fashioned, but there is something to be said for keeping your private life, well... private.

[Fenris]

21. !!!

:applause:

[HEyHEY]

22. Hey! I've been wondering the same thing for years!

SOME of us DO have functional questions related to slumber equipment!

[Medium Baby Jesus]

23. .

:thumbsup:

[sasquatch]

24. To notify me and matcom to get our Camera's ready

:D
AND...ACTION!!

[bicentennial_baby]

35. keep dreaming...

will. never. happen.

[sasquatch]

37. Oh come on!

Matcom hasn't written a rubber check in months.
:D

[Susang]

25. :D

:spray:

[bicentennial_baby]

26. wow, it was a copycat...

but thanks for your input, all of you, really. :eyes:

all of you folks... wow.

[TheProphetess]

27. I knew it was a copycat (and a cute one too!)

I appreciate your sharing information about your life. I am fascinated by people who think (and live) outside of the box. Sometimes we call those people "progressive."
:yourock:

Edited for formatting.

[HEyHEY]

28. I call them bacteria farms!

[bicentennial_baby]

29. thanks...

i guess it's more acceptable for others to share their 'normal' lives here, at least to some. that stinks, imho...

but, thanks :pals:

[TheProphetess]

30. I don't get the negativity from some people

My understanding is that the Ignore Function allows people to ignore those that annoy them - and annoyance is inevitable in a group this big - so why not use it? Some people would prefer to spread negativity than to "miss" anything, I suppose.

Sorry. :hug:

[HEyHEY]

31. Negativity is the new positivity

Why are you being so Positive?

[TheProphetess]

33. Must be my ions - they are positively charged

I simply cannot help it. :shrug:

[JVS]

70. Negativity is shitty, by which I mean super-duper

[bicentennial_baby]

34. i agree

i, personally, make good use of the 'ignore' function.

this whole thing really...deflates me. c'est la vie, i suppose. :)

[Deja Q]

32. Good grief! I had no idea that action was goin' on! Wowzers... BTW,

where can I sign up? :shrug:

[RetroLounge]

36. and the purpose of the ignore thread function is?

Try it, you might find a little peace. See, isn't that better?

and as far as Bi-Baby's threads? Keep them coming, cause I for one love reading them!

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

43. awwww

you're a sweetheart. :loveya:

:hug:

[sniffa]

40. i Love these threads

i get to find out what jerks some peopLe are, and i then get to put them on ignore.

[bicentennial_baby]

41. oui, oui

maybe i should do more of them! :D

:P


:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[fudge stripe cookays]

44. Yeah.

God forbid anyone get tired of hearing about your sex life. :eyes:

[bicentennial_baby]

46. now see, that's interesting to me

in regard to this thread, it's a) a copycat, and b) about looking for a bed.

why the bed is automatically equated with our sex life is beyond me. i think DUers would be surprised by the amount of sleeping the three of us manage to do. So why shouldn't we want the most comfortable bed?

and secondly, i don't see really any discussion of our sex life in any of our other threads, at least not as they are originally posted. often, it's me or Mrs. Sniffa posting about our drunken silliness when we're partying, or cooking dinner. Oooh, how exciting and scandalous! :eyes: yes, some DUers like to bring up sex in threads about us, because they seem to hold the quite incorrect opinion that our relationship consists of essentially that, sex, and not much else. such people are far beyond wrong, but what are you going to do? people will think what they want. that they hold such opinions is really not my problem.

[fudge stripe cookays]

50. If it's not your problem then why respond to my post?

The no sex threads rule is an envelope you like to push.

Yeah, those mean DUers really enjoy spreading such nasty gossip about you three-- I can't imagine how they could get those ideas.

Two women sitting naked in a bathtub picture? Completely innocent. Nothing to see here...move along.

Give me a break.

[sniffa]

51. here

i made a thread for you, describing our typicaL day.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4597000#4597022

[bicentennial_baby]

52. ok, hold on...

is this about one pic? one damn pic?! oh my....i never claimed complete innocence, or that we are some sort of celibate triad. and amazingly, i do believe that mrs. sniffa and i have had a bath together and...not had sex afterwards! :o

please, other than that pic, show me where i have been pushing the no sex threads rule envelope...please, show me. i don't recall actively doing that, and i wonder if it's simply a matter of perception.

[fudge stripe cookays]

53. Christ.

What's the point.

I don't have time for this. Attention whores are really tedious.

[bicentennial_baby]

54. awww, that's sweet

i've never been called that before, a first for me. how magnificent :)

[sniffa]

49. our sex Life?

reaL f'n nice.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. Get a full and a twin

and put them next to each other.

[XemaSab]

39. Here's their website:

http://www.selectcomfort.com

And as long as you and the sniffas are happy, I'm fully supportive. :pals: :pals: :pals:

[Mutley]

42. I'd write to them.

Maybe you can get one specially made or something like that. It'd probably cost a lot more, but comfort is worth it!

[bridgit]

45. hm, don't know, but that is the essence of entrepreneurial spirit...

find a need; in this case = find 3 needs and then fill them :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

47. i think it could be a cottage industry

kinda like products for the left-handed...products for polys! 3s! 4s! i may be onto something here... :D

:hi:

[bridgit]

48. exactly correct, another fine product line in the making...

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

69. I think it's time for a road trip.

The three of you should test the question at a few mattress discounters around Boston. But if you do this, please report the details in the Lounge. :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

71. i don't think i dare...

wouldn't want to get on any sensitive people's nerves or anything...


:hi:

[benburch]

55. No, but they do make "California King" waterbeds...

And I've been on one of those with five other people...

[LeftyMom]

56. Regular King beds are wider

Cal King is taller, but what the heck is the point of that for most people? :shrug:

[LoZoccolo]

57. I think it's funny when someone calls a radio talk show about sex...

...and then goes on about how they were hanging out with two girls and they ended up having a threesome. Then the radio host says "do you have a question" and the guy on the line seems to have to think of one right away.

[fudge stripe cookays]

58. Hmmm...

kind of like unnecessary bragging in a way, huh?

[bicentennial_baby]

59. i thought you didn't have time for this?

[sniffa]

63. she obviousLy has the time

in between her boxes of twinkies.

[LoZoccolo]

64. Hey!

Made ya' look!

[fudge stripe cookays]

65. No, I post in the lounge quite frequently.

I said I didn't have time to sit there and spell it out for you why your attention craving posts are so tiresome.

[bicentennial_baby]

66. well, ignore is your friend

wouldn't want to wear you out.

[sniffa]

67. it's just the sugar high taLking

[LoZoccolo]

62. Well, I might just be on player-hate too.

[bicentennial_baby]

60. well...

i don't really see a parallel between a guy bragging about having a threesome and three people who are in love celebrating it in a public way. we're not bragging, we're really happy. and sometimes, we post about it. just like a brazillion other DUers in relationships. the only difference being that those other DUers are in couples, which is a-ok with y'all. so be it.

[sniffa]

61. oh for fat fuck's sake

who did i miss here?

[JVS]

68. "Ummmm, how do I justify getting a fourth person in on the act. I'll...

hang up now so you can answer my question" :-)

[Midlodemocrat]

72. Locking

Bedding should never be around open flames. People could get hurt.

Thank you.

DU Moderator.