If you were to be a household item, which would you choose to be?

[Deja Q]

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[qnr]

1. Vacuum cleaner. Easy choice - they're evil, I'm evil. Besides, I think

it would be too crowded to read if I were a bookshelf.

[Deja Q]

6. You do realize that vacuum cleaners are obligated to suck...

:hide:

[qnr]

7. Good point. I'll introduce you to my cousin the street sweeper, he keeps

his mind in the gutter too! :)

[Deja Q]

9. Well, I'd put the gutter over the clouds any day of the week!

At least the gutter is down to earth! :rofl:

[qnr]

11. touche (just kinda imagine that I actually put an accent there)

:rofl:

[Rising Phoenix]

2. no other... I wanted to be a dryer....

[Richard Steele]

3. Refridgerator, cuz it's the COOLEST!

:hide:

[qnr]

4. "Gong!"

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

5. Lamp.

I'm bright. Just sayin'. :rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Dust mite

Top of the food chain, bay-bee!

[qnr]

17. I was hoping for a Dust Bunny option, but that wasn't to be

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Isn't a vibrator considered a household item?

It's an item, and it's usually found in households. :shrug:



That's a job I wouldn't mind havin'.









:hide:

[SeattleGirl]

12. You WOULD think that one up!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Merely as a service to all the Naughty Girls

I have only the most noble philanthropic motives, I assure you. O8)

[SeattleGirl]

16. Uh huh....

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

14. You'd really want to be a big plastic dick?! Worse, just try imagining

every place that thing gets put... and if it gets cleaned or not, I think I'll pass... :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

18. *snork*!!!

:spray: :rofl:

[Porcupine]

15. Cast Iron Skillet.

It goes through the fire. Stays hard for years. Can take a load of abuse and still be functional. Not pretty but gets the job done.

[El Fuego]

19. At least dustmites run FREE

As a dustmite, I could rise above the mundane proletarian enslavement of the other household denizens.

[Shine]

20. Well, given those choices, mine would be LAMP, obviously.

:)

...this little light of mine, I'm gonna let it SHINE!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Lamp, definitely...

It's the illumination factor.

[BuelahWitch]

22. What? No toaster?

:shrug: