Help! My husband's become a big dork!

[Susang]

He was only a little dorky when I met him. Whatever will I do? :cry:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. What's he doing?

[GOPisEvil]

2. He's gotten dorkier? Holy shit.

I hope there's some kind of professional help that you can get. For yourself. He's gone. :cry:

[bigwillq]

3. Why is he a dork?

:shrug:

[qnr]

4. You women... first you want your spouses to improve themselves, then

when they do, you complain! :)

[nickgutierrez]

5. He's gotten worse?

:scared:

(Although, I have to admit, I think I want to hear his side of the case, too...)

[Susang]

20. Much worse

He's taking longsword fighting classes and making chainmail.

Soon he's going to start learning how to make leather armor! :scared:

[nickgutierrez]

21. Ok, that's pretty bad.

If he ever actually gets around to the leather armor making... I don't know what to tell you.

[TimeChaser]

22. ...Actually...

That sounds like fun. I know broadsword fighting. :)

[Blue-Jay]

23. That's friggin cool!

Where's he taking the swordfighting classes? I've been thinking of doing something like that. (I don't have the patience for the chainmail making, however)

[Porcupine]

31. Pfah!!! When he starts building boats come and complain.....

Chainmail and leather armour at least have the hope of leading to exercise on a semi-regular basis.

This could be your living room:

[flvegan]

6. Crikes, it's all about the SIZE isn't it, eh?

You'll have to deal with the size of it on your own terms, I suppose.

[Cobalt Violet]

7. What dorky things is he doing?

[Missy Vixen]

8. I like dorky

They're much more fun and interesting to talk with than the guys in GQ. My husband's a dork, so's this guy. He's my huge crush. Cute and dorky at the same time!



Sooooo, what's he doing that's working your last nerve?

Julie

[dolo amber]

9. He was a big dork when *I*met him, if that helps.

:7

[LynneSin]

10. I think you need dork counseling

because Dorks need love too!!

[Deja Q]

11. You do realized that "dork" is a sublime euphemism...

Or am I now being dorky? :rofl:

Whatever will you do? Well, nothing I wouldn't do...

[Missy Vixen]

14. Dorkiness is in the eye of the beholder

So's the definition... :hi:

Julie

[Deja Q]

15. Well, I'm a dork - I looked up the definition of the word. And here it is!

"The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48"
dork dork (d^ork), n.
1. a person who is stupid, socially inept, or ridiculous; --
always used disparagingly. slang.

Syn: nerd; jerk. PJC

2. the penis. vulgar slang
PJC

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Batboy only matches the above definition....

when he starts snorting ketchup (or is it catsup??) and drools. Other than that, he is well behaved...for a five-year-old.

[Missy Vixen]

18. I'm going to have to appeal to the dictionary to change the

definition. That is NOT my idea of a dork!

>a person who is stupid, socially inept, or ridiculous<

Uh, I'm thinking "endearingly goofy, a little shy, makes jokes about himself."

Julie

[hfojvt]

27. If I recall correctly

Vonnegut said a dork originally meant "someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles". However, I cannot find my copy of "Jailbird" to confirm or deny that. I am not even sure if I have a copy of Jailbird, but I had better, because I gave one away to the college library when I moved.

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Is such a thing possible?

To what lows can he sink/heights can he soar?

[qnr]

13. Now my wife wants a big dork

:scared:

[Deja Q]

16. Well, if she can handle a triad...

:hide:

[ContraBass Black]

19. As dorky as I already am,

I hope his condition isn't life-threatening.

[madrchsod]

24. hmmmmmm

i`d say he`s getting a bit stranger not really dorky...

[LeftyMom]

25. How is he getting dorkier?

I have no idea how to stop this sort of thing (I am a geek magnet myself) I'm just curious.

[gardenista]

26. And you're complaining?

The dorkier the better, that's what I say.

[Skittles]

28. you want I should kick his ass, Susan?

it will be a while before I can get up there so keep checking his progress

[Susang]

29. LOL

No, he's not that far gone. Actually, it's kinda cute. :D

[SoCalDem]

30. Join him..be a dorkette

there are worse things to be :)

[XNASA]

32. There's a fine line between 'dork' and 'wiz'.

Can he make me a chain-mail gig bag? That would be cool!

[Deja Q]

34. Wiz is a fine line that comes out of a dork

:P
:rofl:

[Atmashine]

33. Aw, forget chain mail....get PLATE!

That's me after my blue hair.

[Susang]

35. Cool

I'll make sure he see this! :thumbsup: