My secret plan for Republicans

[struggle4progress]

[rustydog]

1. Real Patriots get lobotomies...Bush is proof!

[Starlight]

2. "Real patriots get lobotomies" has already been used by the GOP.

How do you think * got elected? :freak:

[trogdor]

3. Real patriots get lobotomies! Love it!

Lots better than my idea of wearing Michael Jackson tour T-shirts to GOP campaign events.

/listening to Thriller
//liking it.
///because Quincy Jones was the producer.

[AmandaRuth]

4. get them really really drunk

and hand them an enlistment form

[Richard Steele]

5. OMFG ROFL!!! Where is the "All of the above" button?

"Convert them to Christianity"...I almost pissed myself!

You are absolutely ON FIRE this week, S4P!

[politicat]

6. "Real Patriots don't vote!"

None of the founding fathers had a vote in the British Parliament. That's what motivated them.

They should emulate the founders. Voting is for Socialist Democrats with too much time on their hands on a cold November Tuesday.

Real patriots just sit around, draw up PR documents, and talk their heads off.

*wink, wink*

[ragin_acadian]

7. absolutely brilliant poll!

honestly, i couldn't decide.


am leaning towards, "kill and eat them" though.

on edit: plenty of Guldens in the fridge: mustard that isn't fluorescent yellow - even if the republicans are.

[Starlight]

8. I thought about that, but they'd give me indigestion.

:puke:

[ragin_acadian]

9. anything rotten will do that.

you have to work on your constitution:

four pickled eggs with a side of scrapple for breakfast.

creamy shake for lunch.

a light, registered republican for dinner.







tell me Starlight. do you still hear the lambs?



:evilgrin: