Beware the Beast Man
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Sun Jan-15-06 10:40 PM
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| Does Serta make a mattress with a forearm rest? |
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Or does the mattress industry discriminate against those of the Onanist lifestyle?
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| Fenris
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Sun Jan-15-06 10:47 PM
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| 1. Or one with a built in phallus? |
| Richardo
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Mon Jan-16-06 10:40 AM
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| 2. ...or have a built-in book/magazine holder? |
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Mon Jan-16-06 11:00 AM
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Mon Jan-16-06 11:05 AM
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:thumbsup:
I'm left handed, so that's perfect.
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Mon Jan-16-06 11:08 AM
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| 9. he doin some sneaky sneaky down there |
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Mon Jan-16-06 10:56 AM
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| 3. How about one with a drink holder? |
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Because there's nothing like a good cold beer while you're onanizing. If you get distracted, that is.
Some folks just concentrate too hard. You're done in 5 minutes.
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| Beware the Beast Man
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Mon Jan-16-06 10:59 AM
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| 4. I love my hand. I'm so happy. |
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it never needs its own space. :P
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Mon Jan-16-06 10:59 AM
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| 5. With a built in hand lotion dispenser too? |
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And a place for a tissue box?
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Mon Jan-16-06 11:01 AM
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| 7. Yes. In case my elbows get ashy. |
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