elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:02 PM
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Worst Pick Up lines EVER top these: |
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"I love every bone in your body, especially mine." "Part me like the Red Sea." "That dress looks becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be coming on you, too." "That's a mirror dress, cos I can see myself in it."
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:03 PM
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1. DU needs a :convulsive twitching: smiley. |
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:05 PM
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2. "You look like you just got whupped by a purty stick" |
elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:11 PM
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5. LOL! "You wanna go make out honey?" |
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:27 PM
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10. that would work on me |
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:)
Typically a woman would just have to snap her fingers and that pretty much works too. :)
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:05 PM
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3. the bone in your body one... |
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wow...i can't imagine anyone ever saying that without getting their ass kicked.
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elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:10 PM
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4. Actually, I heard it in a Johns Hopkins Humor Mag |
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that is written by frat boys. Who knows, the writer or one of his friends may have used it?
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Mon Jan-16-06 01:10 AM
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32. And it probably worked on a drunk sorority girl. nt |
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Tue Jan-17-06 12:15 AM
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:11 PM
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6. I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? |
elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:14 PM
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7. "Hey, Angel, How was heaven when you left it?" |
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"Wanna push in my stool?" (reportedly a gay male pick up line)
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:15 PM
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8. "Hello, my name is Dick Steele". eom |
elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:22 PM
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9. Hello, my name is Jack Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, please." |
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:28 PM
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11. Alphebetically speaking, U R A QT |
elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:32 PM
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12. "I just love how that dress rides on you." |
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:35 PM
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elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:37 PM
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14. "Is your mom as sexy as you?" |
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That's the only line I think that I'd find more repulsive. Gold digger vs. incestor...
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:42 PM
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15. "Is your mom sexy and rich?" |
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combine them. That's totally classy. :)
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elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:45 PM
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16. Reminds me of the Zombies' song, "Time of the Season" |
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What's your name Who's your daddy Is he rich like me?
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:46 PM
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17. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day! |
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:47 PM
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18. Your as purdy as my cousin - republican pick up line. |
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Edited on Sun Jan-15-06 11:54 PM by DanCa
And there my classic um de ah um de ah uhm de ah
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:48 PM
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19. Yer trailer court or mine? |
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:50 PM
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20. Do you wanna go to the dumps for a rat shoot. |
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Remeber to roll down yer winda first.
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:55 PM
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22. Hey bring your mom it'd be twice as fun . :D |
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:53 PM
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21. do you have a little Acadian in you? |
elshiva
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:56 PM
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23. "Would you like some milk in your coffee?" |
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Lame ass white guy trying to pick up a black woman.
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Mon Jan-16-06 12:00 AM
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26. "White Boy Puhleeeze........spare me" |
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heard that particular exchange live.
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Mon Jan-16-06 12:02 AM
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28. "I'd like to dip into some chocolate." |
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Mon Jan-16-06 03:19 AM
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at this moment, the office of RA would like to make a public service announcement:
Ragin_Acadian is not white.
He is in fact, Canadian.
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Mon Jan-16-06 05:38 AM
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38. Oh god that is AWFUL. |
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Have you WITNESSED this?
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:57 PM
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24. Aren't you here to get laid? Thas why I'm here......... let's go. |
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It's accurate but totally useless outside of a University district.
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Sun Jan-15-06 11:58 PM
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25. "You know what would go great with those earrings? |
elshiva
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Mon Jan-16-06 12:01 AM
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27. My reply: You know what would make great earrings? |
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Mon Jan-16-06 12:50 AM
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29. About the right size too I reckon..... |
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Mon Jan-16-06 12:55 AM
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30. I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta. |
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Together we are one. :evilgrin:
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Mon Jan-16-06 12:58 AM
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31. LOL! Like 4 minus 3 we are 1. |
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Mon Jan-16-06 02:10 AM
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33. You must be jello, cuz pudding don't shake like that |
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I thought very fine only came in a bottle
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Mon Jan-16-06 03:17 AM
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34. Do you believe in the Hereafter? |
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If you're not here after what I'm here after, you're going to be here after I'm gone...
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Mon Jan-16-06 05:21 AM
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36. You are so attractive, I just had an orgasm in my pants. |
Vektor
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Mon Jan-16-06 05:34 AM
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37. I think I just received the worst EVER pick-up line. |
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Edited on Mon Jan-16-06 05:34 AM by Vektor
Apparently, some redneck was so enthused over the picture in my "myspace" profile, which, by the way, is my WEDDING PICTURE, that he felt compelled to ignore the banner at the top of my page specifically asking men seeking to hook up NOT to contact me since I am married, and send me the following message:
"girl you are sooooo hot that I'd suck a dick to get a piece of your fine self"
Ok, sure, you go ahead and suck that dick, buddy, and maybe I'll get back to you.
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Mon Jan-16-06 06:17 AM
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39. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd sure like to tap that ass! |
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Mon Jan-16-06 08:34 AM
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girl gives confused sickened look and says "what?"
"when you fell from heaven baby . . ."
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Mon Jan-16-06 08:36 AM
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41. Only works in loud dance club: "hey do you wanna dance?"... |
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if she starts dancing with you, fine.
if there is some kind of head shake or no, say more loudly "I said, you look fat in those pants!"
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