XemaSab, are you still up? I have a dirty surprise for you!

[Vektor]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl

1. It is impossible to fold Howard Dean's Schlong more than seven times.
2. Howard Dean's Schlong can smell some things up to six miles away!
3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Howard Dean's Schlong!
4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Howard Dean's Schlong!
5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Howard Dean's Schlong.
6. Howard Dean's Schlong invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
7. If you put a drop of liquor on Howard Dean's Schlong, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
8. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Howard Dean's Schlong is near.
9. Medieval knights put the skin of Howard Dean's Schlong on their sword handles to improve the grip.
10. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Howard Dean's Schlong would be as small as a pea!

I know, I know, #10 is a filthy lie.

Try it...

OH. SO. FUN.

:rofl:

[gmoney]

1. This thread has inspired me...

to put in a MySpace friend request for you... :p

[Vektor]

2. Hahahaha!

As long as it is not the sort of request I mentioned earlier. :-)