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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 12:02 PM
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"This Parking Space Reserved For Expectorating Motherfuckers"
yet no regard for those who quietly masticate.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 01:57 PM
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1. There ain't no justice in this world.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 02:03 PM
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2. And now I'm getting all teary-eyed thinking of poor Mr. Fuk King Kwok.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 02:07 PM
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3. You're just a big softie. Group hug!
:grouphug:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 02:13 PM
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4. Now I'm crying harder.
That's such a touching gesture.

Thanks.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 02:20 PM
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5. It's rigged
Get your diebold out of my parking!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 04:26 PM
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14. Come on.
Can't you just play along for once?
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 03:36 PM
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6. Damnit, you made me spray saliva on the underside of a new DVD.
It's "Ray."
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 03:41 PM
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9. Don't worry, he won't see any skips in the picture
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 03:38 PM
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7. That would be me.
I've been in a cold medicine haze for that past week. I think I deserve my own parking space, although I don't believe I should be allowed to drive in this condition.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 04:24 PM
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11. If you can keep a full bottle of cherry goodness down on an empty stomach
I'll make darned sure you get that Heston Badge you've always wanted.





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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 03:39 PM
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8. I masticate loudly. And often.
Ooops - need to get some paper napkins...
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 04:25 PM
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12. God bless the child what's got his own.
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fishwax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 03:44 PM
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10. that's a sign i can support
:)
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 04:25 PM
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13. I salute you, patriot!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:13 AM
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15. I see this thread is going nowhere.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:14 AM
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16. We're afraid to move, the ground is too slippery n/t
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:16 AM
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18. Oh, I see.
Hadn't thought of that.

Shit. Back to the drawing board.

Well, thanks.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:16 AM
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17. no sex threads.
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