Another day, another crazy Tom Cruise story.

[Sannum]

Oh Lord....

TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.

The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/cruise%20creates%20own%20dvd%20collection%20for%20holmes

[Fenris]

1. Wow.

I don't know what to say here.

[LynneSin]

3. I know the feeling, I'm trying to think of something snarky to say

and I'm just drawing a blank

[LostinVA]

38. OMG -- Megalomania, your name is Cruise

[terrya]

2. GAWD.

That has to be one of the most insulting gifts she could have received.I would have been insulted if I was her (and thank goodness I'm not)

Here's a man who, it can be safe to say, is in a situation where money is no object...and he gets her his films on DVD??!!??

[Fenris]

6. I'd be pretty pissed if I got "Cocktail" and "Losin' It" for my birthday

[terrya]

7. No shit...

Imagine being expected to WATCH "Losin' It" :puke:

[Sannum]

8. They should make a sequel

called "Lost It" set in the modern day. Just put together recent interviews of his wide-eyed rants.

[terrya]

10. LOL

Tom has, um, displayed an interesting side of his personality as of late, eh? :-)

[flamingyouth]

33. Damn!

Well, back to the store *I* go. You're so hard to buy for. :D

[LostinVA]

39. You forgot "Days of Thunder"

[Submariner]

43. "Days of Thunder"?!?

Oh.I thought that was renamed "Top Car".:blush:

[LynneSin]

4. I wonder what love messages he wrote on "Eyes Wide Shut"...

..."Far and Away" and "Days of Thunder"

Or maybe he just paid to have Katie's head photoshopped over Nicole's face

[GreenPartyVoter]

34. Yeah, really!

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Wow, can you say narcissism?

[undeterred]

19. Narcissism is precisely what it is.

Its not enough that he has wacko beliefs, he's a narcissist too.

RUN KATIE, RUN!

[ET Awful]

35. That's exactly what I was going to post.

:P

What a twit.

[Efilroft Sul]

9. The dude has jumped the couch.

Can't tell you how much I was rooting for the Martians to kill him in that last flick of his.

[LynneSin]

11. I won't even pay to watch a Cruise movie anymore

including renting a DVD

:puke:

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Hahaha, "jumped the couch."

:thumbsup:

[Flying Dream Blues]

29. Well, it was close, but they spit him out. Can you blame 'em? :)

[Deja Q]

12. Why not? Many people give gifts they made themselves.

That aside, I couldn't think of anything more tedious than having to sit through all his movies...

[LynneSin]

13. Hey sweetie - when's your birthday

I have a collection of home videos from my family of me that I'm going to send you

:eyes:

[Deja Q]

16. I had no idea you were into THAT sort of thing...

:wow:

[radwriter0555]

14. Well, remember, she's his biggest fan, right?

Urp.

But no wedding date.

Ever.

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Narcissistic, but also god damned cheap.

A heartfelt gift does not have to cost any money at all. However, how thoughtful is it to pull a bunch of DVD swag off of your shelf?

How would he react if he received an autographed copy of Dawson's Creek? (which is in many ways superior to some of Cruise's swill).

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

17. I hate to sound like I'm defending Mr Scientology here

but I wouldn't trust a single thing written in that vile, racist, fear-mongering piece of shit The Daily Express.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. What a fuckwad.

[TheMightyFavog]

20. Wait...

Isn't subjecting somone to something like this technically a violation of the Geneva Conventions regarding torture?

[MissHoneychurch]

22. to his b-day she should give him

the seasons box of Dawsons Creek

[Deja Q]

23. I agree. :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

41. Hey, "Dawson's Creek" was very GOOD fluff

With the wonderful scenery of Wilmington, NC, to boot.

[Montauk6]

24. Let me get this straight (hee)...

He fired his last publicist (his sister)... why again?

[peekaloo]

25. fruitful

*giggle*

[XemaSab]

26. Here's my prediction:

When things turn bad, those DVDs are going to be the first things to get thrown at ol' Tom.

[Jamastiene]

27. God, I hope Tom Cruise never visits Bumfukt, Egypt and

farts sideways. I don't want to hear about his wacky insanity. It's not even the cool kind or interesting kind of insanity. I can't wait until he gets interesting. Waiting. I mean he's definitely losing it, so it's only a matter of time. Will keep checking until I hit the floor laughing.

Oh, and what he did there is akin to pompuous vanity. What a vain sonova... to do that.

[gollygee]

28. If this doesn't give Katie a clue

she's lost forever.

[robbedvoter]

30. Houston, we have a problem: "Abort!Abort!Abort!"

[LizW]

31. Well, she was 5 when some of them came out...

so she probably hasn't seen them.

:sarcasm:

[jeff30997]

32. I didn't know that shit was an acceptable gift.

[NMMNG]

36. Won't seeing him strut around in his tighty-whiteys traumatize the baby?

:rofl:

[Mutley]

37. Arrogant much?

:eyes:

What an ass.

[cynatnite]

40. For HER birthday he gives her movies starring HIM...

Isn't there a name for this? :eyes:

[LostinVA]

42. Yeah, if he had given her her movies/tv shows on DVD

With a love note attached to each one, that would have been cheap but sweet. This is just cheap and insane.

[elehhhhna]

44. Magnolia. Bet he left that one out.

Might remind her too much of their contrivesd "courtship".

[Arugula Latte]

45. Next year his gift will be his preserved nail clippings and feces

and, if she's really lucky, some of his dried earwax and mucus.

[electron_blue]

46. He is a textbook profile of an abusive personality

gag

[DS1]

47. Masturbation fodder, because we all know he ain't givin it to her

:eyes:

[Initech]

48. He's not going to force her to watch all those movies, is he?

If so, I would actually feel sorry for Katie to have to sit through "War Of The Worlds" and "Cocktail". :puke:

[edbermac]

49. Next birthday Tom will give her a plaster cast of himself...

So she can learn to 'respect the cock'...

[doc03]

50. You don't know crazy, Tom Cruise has studied crazy and he

knows what crazy is. You just don't know what you're talking about Tom Cruise is an expert on crazy.

[nickinSTL]

51. Wow...

what a nutjob!

He's just completely lost it, hasn't he?

How F'ing egotistical can you get?