Southlandshari is mine. To have her you must KILL ME FIRST!!!!

[Taverner]

UnGARD!

[Call Me Wesley]

1. What?

Like 'owned?'

[DS1]

2. That's en garde

:yoiks:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. So. How was lunch?

What did you have? Were there any incidents to report to the loungiacs?

[SOteric]

4. Must have been...

:shrug: matcom said DS1 deflowered him at lunch.

[DS1]

7. Well, I did give Mrs. Matcom a crack at it

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Again? I thought

that was impossible.

:shrug:

[SOteric]

12. Apparently

if you drink enough Scotch, it grows back.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Well, alcohol is a great preservative.

:hide:

[SOteric]

14. Of everything but one's dignity.

:evilfrown:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. LOL. How true, how true!

:hi:

[DS1]

16. LIES! When I'm drunk I don't care WHAT comes in my mouth

errr. I think I might have parsed that wrong

or comes out of

[SOteric]

17. Oh look!

A thread-jacking! :bounce:

[DS1]

18. Jack on! *clap clap*

Jack off! *fap fap*

Jack on jack off ... The Jacker!

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Drat. How did that happen?

There is only member of M.A.T.C.O.M on this thread.


Sorry Taverner!!!

[DS1]

5. It was good

Things got interested when I hammered a new-born into the toaster with a rubber mallet.

I don't know what people are thinking delivering babies at the local pub.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I agree. What with all that cigarette smoking going on and all.

:hide:

[DS1]

11. I wondered if it's popped yet.

I suggested they could name him Puck, but Bread was also a celebrity-like option too.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Pfffft. You don't even eat Moon Pies.

And you call yourself worthy...

[Misunderestimator]

10. Undress!

:shrug:

[ContraBass Black]

20. That's messy.

Maybe you should keep her.

[Callalily]

21. Well Taverner . . .

I suspect this is all up to Southlandshari! If she needs assistance, she knows that she can always count on me