I invented a working time machine

[jpgray]

Unfortunately someone has stolen it, and escaped to the future to cover up the theft. So when you hear of someone inventing a time machine sometime in the distant days to come, just remember that was all me.

[DS1]

1. then make another one

and create a big slab of cement, maybe 10' x 10' x 10' so when the thief will appear he'll be trapped in a concrete tomb

[jpgray]

2. I can't

New semester and all. Plus I'm bar closer tomorrow.

[DS1]

4. damn, for a guy who invented a time machine, you sure got some

shitty time-management skills

blow off the first few months of the new semester, build another time machine, permanently entomb the time machine thief, then go back in time and start your next semester on time.

that is, if you still ~want~ to go to college, which Biff proved is entirely irrelevent when you have a time machine.

[jpgray]

14. Shit time-management was the whole point of inventing it

I mean, I don't want to cure my habitual lateness by leaving five minutes earlier--that's kind of the long way around.

[Orsino]

3. I bribed the architect first. n/t

[SOteric]

5. Phurphoo, -My boss invented one of those ages ago.

Oh sure, you can't travel into the past or the future with it. But with one flick of the Enter key on that overpriced "Light Bright" he calls a computer he can guarantee me an afternoon that's fucking eternal.

:evilfrown:

[mopaul]

6. i hope they don't make everything happen all at once

time keeps that from happening

[anarch]

13. I can't stand it when that happens

It's extremely confusing!

[sundog]

7. i just had a vision of you when you find it

[jpgray]

11. Look, I have good taste in ties

That one's from the Hobeau collection.

[swag]

18. Where is jpgray's ukulele?

[Xipe Totec]

8. Call me when you have a leisure time machine

I have enough work time already. :evilgrin:

[mopaul]

9. 'time, time',said ol' king tut, is something i ain't got anything but.

[Ptah]

10. I had a girlfriend that imagined she went to

imagimary numbers math class.
She was imaginary.

[jpgray]

12. Imaginary numbers like eleventy-four and such?

(I did surprisingly well in calculus.)

[BlueJazz]

15. There was a young lady, quite bright, who could travel faster than light,

She set out, one day, in a relative way..
..and came back the previous night.

[Floogeldy]

16. Big whoop!!

Ha ha ha. These IBM stocks I bought back in 1966 are worth ten thousand dollars!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

17. I have a whole bunch of time machines

...only I call them "books".

Go figure. Go read. To travel in time.

[Ivan Sputnik]

19. A visit with my parents

is the only time machine I know about.