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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 08:14 PM
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Blackmail photos, or why I can't wait until LeftyKid starts dating.
Am I the worst mother ever to look forward to showing this photo to my son's dates? Probably. :evilgrin:



Does anyone else get this much glee at the thought of embarrassing their offspring?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 08:17 PM
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1. Hah! Start the file, now!
I've got one of my oldest son in a pink minnie mouse dress, with a pink pacifier. He's only seven now, and he's already embarrassed by it! :evilgrin:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 08:31 PM
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2. I tried to get a picture of him in my high heels the other night
but he runs faster in them than I'd ever have imagined. :( Oh well.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 08:41 PM
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3. Why? He's pimptastic.
Check out that cape. James Brown, anyone. And those specs? 'Splain 'em off as night vision specs for (insert cool, chick impressing reason here).

I had a courderoy cape when I was his age, and I thought I was Shazzam. Look at me now.

Oh, wait...ignore that last part...
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 08:42 PM
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4. He's the cutest kid ever.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 08:47 PM
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5. I've got more than a few of my daughter!
Hey, it's on Page 3 of The Mom's Handbook: Take embarassing picturws of your kids whenever possible. They will come in handy later." :evilgrin:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 09:02 PM
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6. Yes, naked except for pirate gear
meaning an eye patch, a scarf around the waist and a blown-up-balloon-sword. Aaaaarrrr. Just asked me (in a rather terror ridden voice) if I had bought a senior ad in the yearbook and given them any picture. Me?
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 09:03 PM
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7. Awwww!!!
What a cutie!!! :)
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 09:13 PM
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8. That's fantastic!
What a super-hero :)

I have a friend who has a pic of her son, totally nude, except for the plastic trumpet he glitter-glued over his penis. Age 2.5, give or take. Talk about embarassing date material :rofl:
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aclog Donating Member (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-16-06 09:16 PM
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9. The thing is
chicks really dig pictures like that and also embarrassing childhood episode stories too. So embarrassment is one option, but using it as an easy opportunity to get laid is better
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