Gee, thanks for the email Grandma...

[RevolutionaryActs]

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note that we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads," since the item that they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but is in fact, a small folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance in this delicate matter.

And, God Bless America.





:eyes:

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Oh, those silly grandmas.

What ya gonna do with 'em?

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I think I'll just roll my eyes and pretend I didn't get the email

:D

[Dave Reynolds]

3. A fine choice, I think.

I ignore things like that from my MIL all the time.

But at least I get to verbally abuse her once in a while. :7

[uppityperson]

4. better than my response

alternated between snorting and saying bad terms, female related things. Sounds like quite a gram

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. lol. That could work too

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Fuckin' racist fuckbags. God, that pisses me off.

That enrages me. It stirs up my ire to the point that I would happily dance on the grave of every one of those racists fucks if they were killed by one the few muslims who ARE terrorists. I'll spin on their graves, dancing in supreme bliss and joy at the sheer irony of their demise! Fuck protecting these racist, culturalist, american supremacist pieces of shit. They don't deserve to exist on this planet.

And please note: terrorists don't deserve to be on this planet, either.

[hickman1937]

8. So you're saying Grandma might be wrong?

Just asking.:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Your post made me laugh

:D

[sasquatch]

7. I think Grandma has been getting into Grandpa's cough medicine again

:eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. If only that were true.

I might excuse this.

[Floogeldy]

11. Aw, your Grandma is on the internets?

That's good. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Yup, she does email

But that's it. No web-browsing for her.

[democracyindanger]

13. Recently I received a warning

about using the politcally incorrect term "fucking racist Republican assholes."

I have been informed that Republicans, who hate the Constitution and would be far more comfortable in a fascist dictatorship like 1939 Germany, are not automatically racists.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to such people as "fucking racist assholes" and insert 'Republican' only when you're sure of the fucking racist asshole's party affiliation.

Fuck you very much, and God hates bigots.

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. *snort*

:rofl:

[hickman1937]

15. Sounds reasonable.

Also sounds like my favorite mod.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to such people as "fucking racist assholes" and insert 'Republican' only when you're sure of the fucking racist asshole's party affiliation.

I gotta say that I agree. Let us not libel someone as a republican without proof.

[dolo amber]

16. I got this from my sister today:

Oh...stop...my sides...:eyes:



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Fundamental Differences





A Florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning, when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.



Later, a cop comes in for a haircut and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.



Later a Republican comes in for a haircut and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."



Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there's a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

[KitchenWitch]

17. That kind of shit pisses me off!

My dad, over the weekend, told me this story about how 'Arabs' are buying untraceable cell phones by the hundreds.

I chose not to comment because he will never change his mind about these sorts of things, and rather than get my blood pressure up any further.

What I would have loved to say was, so do mobsters, so what?

[LeftyMom]

19. Let him know all sorts of unsavory types like the disposable phones

http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_7640.shtml

Yeah, I know, CHB, but sometimes it's okay to fight BS with BS.

[WindRavenX]

18. my SO always gets these types of e-mails from his freeper relatives

And he always responds telling them off =)

I love my man.

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. Thank goodness I have cool relatives.