BettyYowl Thread

[bettyellen]

Seriously, my cat is in heat. The noises she is making are ungodly.
:hi:

on edit, i spelled hi wrong? i tell you, i'm unnerved.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. For some reason I find this thread hysterical

:rofl:


:hi:

[bettyellen]

3. it's true sweetie.

i have to put her out of her misery.
don't ask.
:hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Just for giggles,

grab her by the back of the neck.

[bettyellen]

4. i'm going to have to grab more than that to get her to stop

i'm going to have to be "her daddy"
sometimes being a single parent, well...

[GOPisEvil]

5. Are you sure you're equipped for the job?

;)

[bettyellen]

6. it only takes a Q-Tip

sometimes i wish i was that easy.
:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

7. I, uh, er...

...*glances at 10-foot-pole*...

:hi:

[bettyellen]

10. i read that wrong, of course....

and was going to answer... nevermind.
did you know they give some tom cats vasectomies (not the same as fixing them) so they can function in just this capacity?
but they cost as much as their human counterparts, dammit. it ain't right!

[GOPisEvil]

12. I did not know that.

I learn something new every day.

[bettyellen]

14. and it wouldn't be useless information, if i had big dollars to spoil my

kitty with. i'd buy her a little kitty male escort!
:blush:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Well, if you had LOTS of money, you both could get a male escort.

No sense in the cat getting more action than you. ;)

[bettyellen]

17. she travels well, we could both go to Vegas, I guess.

you know that heidi fleiss gal is opening up one for us girls.
in true 21st century fashion, she has no investors, just a PR person and a reality show deal w/ HBO. :shrug:
oh yeah, and a guy named Shane!
what would a good Tom cat whore be called, I wonder?

[yvr girl]

8. I'm not sure that is what a parent should do

Can't you just send her to her room and not talk about it. (How else is she going to grow up to be a repressed kitty?)

[bettyellen]

9. i'm going to go out and get a pack of smokes to share with her

:rofl:
how are you sweetie?
i'm going to duck out for 10 min, will be right back!
:hug:

[yvr girl]

11. I'm good. How are you?

Don't you know second-hand smoke is bad for kitties?

:hug:

[bettyellen]

16. i am off my menthols, and only smoking what i hate....

and so cutting down. hope to be over this smoking thing in two weeks.
or so.
things are okay, the work scene is dead, will be for another coupla weeks, so i am taking the opportunity to do this, cuz i get bitchy. grrrr.
how it by you?

[Redstone]

13. I'd be unnerved too. I'd duct-tape the kitty's mouth shut.

Sorry, but I would.

Or get the kitty fixed. Why haven't you done that?

Redstone

[bettyellen]

18. some people want her kittens.

yes, i'm thinking of getting her some of the real thing!
:blush:
i bought earplugs. my poor neighbors!

[Redstone]

25. Then let them have her kittens, then get her fixed.

You KNOW that's the right thing to do.

Redstone

[bettyellen]

28. i gotta find her a suitable tom... but

in the mean time, there's chi chi.
:rofl:
i can't remember the joke, except for the fact that the punchline works.
how are ya, Red? work out the couch thing?

[sundog]

19. betty!

:hi:

[bettyellen]

20. how are you darlin?

i wish i was somplace warm right now, instead of with this yowling little minx way up here!
did you have fun with my buddies?

[sundog]

21. doing quite well today

and i just got the roadtrip pics :evilgrin:

[bettyellen]

22. you must PM me those if you don't post them.

tell me, is this thread too disturbing?
i think i scared a few people. ;shrug:

[sundog]

23. no, i like disturbing threads

they're always the best

of course, a flame war might erupt, which would be even better

some people can't handle the heat

[bettyellen]

24. well, praise the lord and pass the Q Tips!

people like to keep their illusions about kitty cats. but they are fucking animals, same as us.
when am i gona see the pics? aren't they just darling? too much fun?

[swag]

26. Ahoy-hoy.

Don't know what to say about the cat.

[bettyellen]

27. well, i'd like to think she'd do the same for me.