10:45pm on November 26 - Are You Drunk?

[WilliamPitt]

[realFedUp]

1. Just had a piece of frozen white chocolate and rasberry cheesecake

Does that count?

[WilliamPitt]

3. O course.

:)

[mmm]

very strange poll

creepy dude, creepy

[WilliamPitt]

5. Thank you, thank you

*bowing, rubbing outfit made of human skin, bowing*

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Nope, but my beloved has already passed by drunk and well

on his way to extreme pass out. Hangovers don't really mix well with stuffing preparation. ;)

[SeveneightyWhoa]

4. You'z a gangsta!

Yes, Will, YOU'Z A GANGKSTA!

[WilliamPitt]

6. Thanks....I think...

Does the extra 'K' have significance?

[KoKo]

7. No! I'm running back and forth to DU while I bake my Pumpkin Pie! I do

have a life. It's Pie and DU tonight. Why are you getting drunk on Thanksgiving Eve? There are better times to do it?? Aren't you worried about a "hang over" for tomorrow? (Yeah....Dumb Question....I know)

On Edit: It's boring waiting for a pie to bake....so I stumbled into this Guy's Drunk post....shouldn't have done that......butted into the ambiance......:D

[mmm]

8. have you abused your cat recently?

you are that guy, are you not?
Does that abuse involve drinking?

[lynx rufus]

16. I hate posting here, but now I am curious

What cat abuse are you speaking of, and who in the hell
would post such activity in the public domain?

[Wonk]

28. ...

Oops, I just killed a domo-kun...

[WilliamPitt]

29. BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for that.

[WilliamPitt]

30. Why do you hate posting here?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. Not drunk enough to post a thread telling people

how to NOT have flames wars.....10 bucks says one of the Pitt assassination gangsters will have your balls in a vice before morning... *ducks flying objects from Mass.*

[WilliamPitt]

12. Seemed like a good idea at the time

*feeling balls slowly crushed*

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. Hey...

they're only balls...you got more where they came from ;-)

[KoKo]

13. NSMA.......well you know how to tell it to them......I'm just too nicey-

nice! "Balls in a Vice!" On my most vicious days.....maybe! Even then, I couldn't top some of the retorts I see here on DU! ROFL!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

50. I WANT UR EFFIN PIE!

WITH COOL WHIP!!!!


AAAAARGH!

[LincolnMcGrath]

10. Drunck heere

Love the SOTL reference though.


edited for THOI

[DS1]

11. I'D FUCK ME

:snarf:

Yes, to the other question :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

14. I'D FUCK ME SO HARD

*tucking balls between legs, preening*

OK, now I'm freaking myself out.

[DS1]

17. Wanna borrow a boa?

:7

[WilliamPitt]

18. Got it covered, yo

:)

[DS1]

25. It's WP and DS's Own Private Idaho

[LincolnMcGrath]

27. 3 letters

T

M

I

[Philostopher]

15. I thought I was, but ...

I was able to sieve the old DU1 archives for the "Everyone Is Will" thread, so I guess I'm not beyond redemption yet.

And just for the record, my cat with halitosis has breath that smells, strangely enough, like day-old used coffee grounds. The vet doesn't seem to think there's anything wrong with that, though, so I guess she's okay.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. Just keep her out of the day-old coffee grounds in the trash

and that should clear right up.

[Philostopher]

26. Swear to Chtulhu --

She only gets commercial cat food! I think it's actually the smell of fire and brimstone. She's a tortoiseshell cat, so maybe Ashcroft is right about them.

[5thGenDemocrat]

21. Working on it

Polly and I have already killed off a twelve-pack and have started in on the Labatt Blue. I'd rather have some Molson Canadians (better, some Carlsberg Greens), but what are you going to do? I mean, what the hell are you going to do?
John
Polly says "woooooo."

[sleepyhead]

22. the in-laws are here

need I say more? drunk as HELL!

[VelmaD]

23. Regretably sober

My parents don't keep any booze in their house. :-( And frankly, one really requires copious amounts of alcohol to deal with the boredom that is Greenville, Texas.

[bloom]

38. Isn't that the Greenville

Lucinda Williams sings of going back to??

[VelmaD]

39. I have no idea

:shrug:

[bloom]

45. Greenville Lyrics

Lucinda Williams Lyrics


Greenville

Don't wanna see you again or hold your hand
Cause you don't really love me you're not my man
You're not my man oh you're not my man
Go back to Greenville just go on back to Greenville
You scream and shout and you make a scene
When you open your mouth you never say what you mean
Say what you mean oh say what you mean
Go back to Greenville just go on back to Greenville
You drink hard liquor you come on strong

You lose your temper someone looks at you wrong
Looks at you wrong oh looks at you wrong
Go back to Greenville just go on back to Greenville
Out all night playin in a band

Looking for a fight with a guitar in your hand
A guitar in your hand oh a guitar in your hand
Go back to Greenville just go on back to Greenville
Empty bottles and broken glass

Busted down doors and borrowed cash
Borrowed cash oh the borrowed cash
Go back to Greenville just go on back to Greenville
Looking for someone to save you
Looking for someone to rave about you
To rave about you oh to rave about you
Go back to Greenville just go on back to Greenville
_____________________________

I think this is on her Car Wheels on a Gravel Road album.

Check it out! :)

[VelmaD]

46. Kewl...

unfortunately there are something like 18 Greenvilles in the US. Could be mine though I guess. Although why anyone would sing about my boring, dinky little hometown is beyond me. :shrug:

[bloom]

48. She does seem to be from that area

with other songs about Louisiana and East Texas.


At least it might make your Greenville seem more interesting. :)

[VelmaD]

49. *perk*

Sounds more likely now. If she was singing about my hometown that would be kinda cool. My best friend is a country fan - I'll have to ask her if she knows if it's our Greenville.

*smooches*

[Maddy McCall]

60. No. She is talking about Greenville, Mississippi, in the Delta

[Zomby Woof]

24. no, but my pies are

They have lots Jack Daniel's....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sleipnir]

31. Damn Drunk and time to blaze it up also

Rockin'

[WilliamPitt]

33. Invite me over

[many a good man]

32. I can still pronounce "NEVADA"

So that means I'm not drunk or something, right?

Can you pronounce "Murrulin"? You know, next door to "Worshintun". Don't get me started on "Vaginya"...

:bounce:

:bounce:

[Booberdawg]

34. Sober here - Diet Pepsi. And it's only 10:30 right now

[woofless]

35. Haven't been drunk since I broke my back

on 10/21. Boy was I drunk that night, at least until I hit the floor falling out of the loft! But tonight it is Cuba libres with Bacardi Limon. Cheers.

Woof

[On the Road]

36. Best. Poll. Ever.

Thank you, Will.

I think you should pass around printouts of this thread next time you give a public address. Would really liven up the Q&A.

[Dr_Greenthumb]

42. Maybe you should stop

There have been plenty of polls like this, but Pitt's polls get more attention than they deserve.

[On the Road]

44. Well, Please Point Me to Them

because I don't see too many that have cracked me up like. "Should I go masturbate?" (Poll) was one of the few others. I guess it's a matter of taste. And the first time through I didn't particularly notice who wrote it. So.

[WilliamPitt]

51. Hee hee hee hee hee hee

[SOteric]

37. Not Exactly...

[leftist_rebel1569]

40. 10:45 now, and not yet

:)

[VelmaD]

43. And it better...

stay that way Little Bit.

Don't make us send you back to the Ball Pit with the kiddies. ;-)

[liberalhistorian]

41. Well, I have an extremely low

tolerance for alcohol and have been known to do some crazy, uninhibited stuff after just one beer or drink or glass of wine, etc., so in order to maintain my dignity at family gatherings (okay, stop that snickering!) I must make the extreme sacrifice of not imbibing!

[JohnKleeb]

47. Other its 12:21 and I am sad

[WilliamPitt]

52. Why?

[JohnKleeb]

54. I dunno, thats the problem

but I feel a little bit better now. Thanks for wondering, thats part of the problem I dont know why. Hell I should be happy, got a new video game tonight, work was great, I got a lot of tips, and what not but I dont know, something be dragging me down and I dont know what it is.

[VelmaD]

55. Honey...

money and things won't make a person happier. :hug:

[JohnKleeb]

57. I know that but cookies do!

*munch*

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. No, but today I bought 2 mix 'n match 6 packs

and tomorrow night, after everybody's been fed, and my 5 year old's asleep, I'm gonna get tipsy.

[WilliamPitt]

56. snuh

[VelmaD]

58. Didn't know you were a member...

of Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding and Helping.

[populistmom]

59. At 10:45?

I was stone cold sober in the middle of another "where is this going?" discussion.