Yesterday WindRavenX learned that her Mormon boyfriend left Utah and went to Amsterdam to be a missionary. Upon hearing that, we decided to leave Utah and go to Colorado to play an inside tip on the lottery in order to raise money for a cheap ticket to Amsterdam. Officer DainBramaged joined in common cause with the group with the revelation that he used to be a male stripper. Estimated Prophet and hfojvt phoned in on the cell asking to be picked up when we got to Ohio and Kansas, respectively. We ended the day as always: drunk and stoned.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4596033John Denver was right. Colorado is the high country. We woke up in the predawn hours this morning with enough THC flowing through our veins to bake Berkeley. Somewhere around Grand Junction we pulled over to watch the sunrise. As we were watching this great tangerine globe soar over the mountains, KitchenWitch had an epiphany.
"When we get to Denver, we should stage a civil insurrection!"
She was, in that moment, glowing with elation, until we told her that we'd lost the paint and the stakes when the van burned up.
Then Buffy said "I've got an even better idea!"