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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:42 AM
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What's the grossest thing you ever sneezed out your nose?
I sneezed a cut green bean once. It hurt.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:44 AM
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1. Gray clay
After we were breaking up our soil sample with the rock crusher in fertility class.

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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:44 AM
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2. This is classy .........
:popcorn:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:46 AM
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3. what, you sneezed a French cufflink?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:47 AM
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4. Damn right.
:popcorn:
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:53 AM
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5. that is classy. That would be a good way to surprise a girl with an
engagement ring too.

Put a finger over one nostril and blow it out the other into her champagne glass.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:54 AM
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6. Yes. I am a gentleman of refinement ........
:popcorn:
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 02:56 AM
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7. 7-up. I laughed it out, actually.
Ouch.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 03:02 AM
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8. Georgia Moonshine. It hurt.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 03:06 AM
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9. This wasn't a sneeze.. But,
I puked one time and the pressure and volume were great enough to force a partially digested ball of cheese out my nose. My mouth was also producing massive amounts of vomit at the time. To top things off I was on the toilet and all of the contracting muscles resulted in explosive diarrhea. Luckily I was at a motel.

And I will never eat another quesadilla from Del Taco ever again.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 03:07 AM
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10. Hey, you're on the road trip!
Get on board the Hummer!

So far Robeson has been the only person to barf! :eyes:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 03:08 AM
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11. WHOA! I'm impressed!!
:popcorn: :popcorn:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 03:11 AM
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14. .
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 03:09 AM
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12. Blood .
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 03:10 AM
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13. sand
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 08:24 AM
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15. Mixed vegetables.
I had the stomach flu. Don't ever inhale while you're puking.:scared:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 09:29 AM
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16. a mini milky way chocolate bar
5th grade.

I don't think I have eaten one since.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 09:39 AM
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17. Locked
You couldn't do this to me if I wasn't a body function thread!

But you aaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrr a body function thread! You ahhhhhhrrr!



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