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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:34 AM
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Just the punch lines!
"...and the elephant got up and opened the window."
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:35 AM
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1. It is useless to argue with Ole when he has been drinking.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:37 AM
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2. How many is a brazilian? (nt)
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:39 AM
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3. You!
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

(Actually, I just wanted to spank you -- any old excuse would do! :evilgrin: )
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:41 AM
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5. But, but, but . . .
OR _asked_ for it. :yoiks:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:42 AM
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10. I'm clever that way


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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:46 AM
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13. Sneaky does not = clever.
Smarty-pants.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:47 AM
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14. Does too!
:P
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:54 AM
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17. .
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:59 AM
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18. ..
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:02 AM
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19. Oh, please.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:05 AM
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20. Fins!
I don't think I can top a cynical feline with its ass against a radiator. :scared:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:11 AM
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21. .
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:15 AM
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22. Oh, *now* you've gone and done it!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:16 AM
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23. Underdog is my absolute favorite!!!!
*swoon!*
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:18 AM
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24. Then perhaps we should call you
Sweet Polly Purebred? :hug:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:22 AM
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25. .
Edited on Tue Jan-17-06 05:25 AM by Heidi
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 05:31 AM
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26. 'When Polly's in trouble, I am not slow
It's hip, hip, hip and away I go!"
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:40 AM
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4. A round of spankings from me!
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:41 AM
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6. .
Ouch. :cry:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:42 AM
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9. Awwww!
:* :* :* :* :*

Feel better, baby?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:42 AM
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11. ...
:hug:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:42 AM
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7. "I will be when my dad finds out I helped save *you*."
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:42 AM
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8. "you wouldnt give a cripple crab a crutch!" n/t
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:44 AM
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12. "And now to something completely different"
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:47 AM
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15. Punchline to greatest political joke evah:


(Sadly, though, the joke's on us. :cry: )
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 04:49 AM
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16. Eeeek!
You scared me! :scared:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 06:12 AM
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27. That's all you do? Bird imitations? and, of course . . .
"How many is a Brazillion?"
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 06:18 AM
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28. "Hey!Why the long face?"
:hi:
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