In my spare time I've got a wee little political humor web site that I post art and jokes on. Nothing fancy. Just for fun. However this year I suspect some of my fundie cousins have found out about the web site. We're having a e-mail war of Republican jokes versus Democrat jokes between the fundie and liberal relatives. Problem is I haven't heard any new good Liberal jokes (on repukes) recently.
My colletction of jokes can be found here:
http://www.ediablo.com/ediablojokes.htmlDo you know any recent jokes going around? Here's a few of the latest I've collected:
JUST WHEN WE THINK THE WORST THREAT WE FACE IS THE AVIAN FLU,
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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Donald Rumsfield is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Thanks for your help.
Joe