Me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

[LaraMN]

1. You're becoming a republican?!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Fenris]

2. It's always about you, isn't it?

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3. I figured, since there's a lot of tongue-in-cheek validation here lately,

why not?

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. I am a Capricorn.

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5. I have a strained relationship with my father.

:cry:

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6. My desktop speakers do not match my computer tower.

:cry:

[GirlinContempt]

7. You indeed

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8. I had rigatoni for dinner last night.

:9

[livetohike]

9. Ben.

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10. I failed Physics in high school

:patriot:

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11. My mother is nice. She's a woo-woo.

:beer:

[bridgit]

12. my friend Curtis is a Capricorn, he has a strained relationship...

his father too; someone said Jesus was really a Capricorn and his Dad had him nailed to a cross :shrug:

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13. I smoke too much.

:bounce:

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14. I love coffee, too.

:shrug:

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15. I'm terrified of flesh-eating robots.

:hurts:

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16. My shoe size is 13 M.

:o

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17. I tried carmel apple popcorn yesterday. it was scrumptious.

:eyes:

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18. My favorite Sirius channel is Left of Center.

;(

[XNASA]

19. Do go on. I'd like to hear more.

:popcorn:

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20. I exfoliate. Cathyclysmic is trying to metrosexualize me.

:popcorn:

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21. Black Flag was my favorite band in 9th grade.

:think:

[swag]

22. Show us your tits.

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25. ..

[swag]

30. Thanks.

You're my kind of girl.

[Fenris]

23. This thread is fascinating! I want to hear more about you!

:bluebox:

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24. I went to the dermatologist at age 14 for a skin rash.

:boring:

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26. I once linked gay porn to a RW troll message board.

:thumbsup:

[johnnie]

32. That was classic n/t

[KitchenWitch]

39. That was the funniest thing EVAH!

:yourock:

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27. I sometimes think I am an antiques collector named Ethel Gaddis.

:puffpiece:

[Cathyclysmic]

33. Really?

Learn something new everyday!

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28. The first movie I saw in a theater was the Muppet Movie.

:woohoo:

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29. Where are the Turks and Caicos islands?

:hide:

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31. My favorite Match Game panelist was Joyce Boulifant.

:redbox:

[Susang]

34. But enough about you

What do you think about you? :shrug:

[BikeWriter]

35. I like NaVy cologne.

[southlandshari]

36. Do you have a busted lip?

That one seemed to go over well.

:hide:



:D

[BikeWriter]

37. I like fish sandwiches with extra tartar sauce.

[Miss Marmelstein]

45. Yum, me too.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm....extra tartar sauce.

[BikeWriter]

46. It's so tangy. I may have to go buy some for dinner.

[progmom]

38. kicked

...and recommended.

I can never get enough of you. :hi:

[Cathyclysmic]

40. Tell us more!

:bounce:

[BikeWriter]

41. Mmm, good whisky.

[sundog]

42. Me too.

some of the things, but not all

[terrya]

43. I had a crappy day at work today.

But I'm always glad to hear from you. :-)

[sundog]

44. your moods are affecting me deeply

you should have more consideration for me

[progmom]

47. drama queen

:eyes:

[sundog]

49. you're trying to belittle me

for once it's about me

[sundog]

51. you really don't care about me at all

do you

[progmom]

52. finally....

the truth comes out.

i can stop pretending.

[sundog]

53. it took you forever to respond to me

that's how i know

[progmom]

55. i sat here

looking at the clock

thinking:

"how long should i wait to respond...to really send the message to sundog...let him know that i really don't care about him at all?"

guess i guessed right.

[sundog]

56. i just did the same thing

but i wanted you to know i hate you, so i waited 4 minutes

[progmom]

63. i responded to beastman first

just so you would know that i value other people waaaaay ahead of you.

[sundog]

68. but this isn't about you

you're turning this thread into a personal drama

[progmom]

72. do you really want the truth to come out?

:o

[sundog]

75. see? you're trying to rain on my parade

[progmom]

81. maybe you should buy some umbrellas

[sundog]

90. maybe you should be apologizing to me

for that comment

[progmom]

116. i forgot how traumatized you get

about umbrellas

[sundog]

61. see i just proved my point, you never even asked me how my day was

in case there was any doubt

now i know

[progmom]

74. i know how your day was.

but ask me....do i care?

[sundog]

82. what does that have to do with me?

it's really about you

"do -I- care do -I- care"

your message still goes back to you

[progmom]

89. this message doesn't

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=send_mesg&u_id=144588

[sundog]

94. oh, ok

:shrug:

[progmom]

103. i insist that you acknowledge my cleverness

(even though i blatantly stole it from jpgray)

[sundog]

106. yeah, it made me laugh

:eyes:

[hfojvt]

91. "After what it had calculated to ten significant decimal places

as being the precise length of pause most likely to convey a general contempt for all things mattressy, the robot continued to walk round in tight circles."

"A guess? You, Spock? That's outstanding!!"

[terrya]

48. Ok...I'm not as much in a crappy mood as I was earlier.

Sorry I wasn't thinking of you, guy....

[sundog]

54. you should be happy for me

don't you think?

[terrya]

132. Yes, of course I am.

I'm always happy for you.

[PittPoliSci]

50. You.

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57. Sometimes, I just love a tasty salad.

:hippie:

[progmom]

59. ooooh - what do you put on your salad?

sometimes just good lettuce hits the spot for me.

i have some sugar snap peas in the fridge now, though, that really add to my salad experience. :9

[sundog]

64. any reason you responded to his post before me?

[progmom]

70. yes. nt.

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67. Grandessa Sundried Tomato vinaigrette from Aldi.

Awesome.

[progmom]

78. mmmmmmmmmm

:9

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58. I'm 32 years old, and still afraid of the dark.

:hi:

[hfojvt]

66. Dennis the menace said "I'm not afraid of the dark"

It's what's IN the dark."

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60. My new haircut makes me look like an overweight George Eads.

[Fenris]

83. Oooh sexay!

[progmom]

84. no kidding?

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86. Ok...perhaps if he was hit in the face with a sack of doorknobs first.

:cry:

I'm so ugly.

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62. Kick!

:kick:

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65. I need a new printer- preferably one with a scanner.

:mad:

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69. Dame el borrador.

[sundog]

71. i drank coffee just now

& no one cares

[progmom]

76. you make a damn fine cup of coffee

just so you know.

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77. This isn't about you.

[sundog]

88. you just have issue with sharing the spotlight

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73. Cathyclysmic's third toe is adorable.

:wtf:

[Misunderestimator]

79. I had a nice nap today.

[sundog]

92. that's fine, but this thread isn't about you

[Misunderestimator]

95. All threads are about me.

Me.

[sundog]

98. and your inability to directly respond to things

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4602145&mesg_id=4604122

[Misunderestimator]

101. It's sad... this cry for attention of yours.

Me.

[sundog]

111. don't you mean YOUR cry for attention?

i guess you want the world to stop cause you took a nap

other people on this planet are reading newspapers & things

[Misunderestimator]

114. The world did stop. Time for you to get off.

Me.

[sundog]

118. now everyone can see how cruel you are to me

thanks for showing everyone

[Misunderestimator]

120. You're welcome. It's been a long time coming.

Me.

[Daisy Adair]

119. Time for him to get off?!!!? Is this where this thread gets good?

I need to post here to keep an eye on things.

Make sure they don't get out of hand and whatnot.

[Misunderestimator]

122. No sex threads, dammit.

Me.

[sundog]

97. you also responded to beastman before me

i know what's going on here

i'm not stupid

[Misunderestimator]

100. It's because you're invisible.

Me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

105. It's Beast Man, not beastman.

Clearly you have never taken the time to notice. x(

[sundog]

108. i'm too shaken right now

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80. Cathyclysmic thinks it's sexy when I pick out lettuce at the store.

:spank:

[Misunderestimator]

85. I think it's sexy when cathyclysmic picks spores from your lettuce.

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87. Ooh. You're a vegetableist too?

[Misunderestimator]

93. No, just a lettucist.

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96. when I fart in the shower, it sounds like an angry duck.

:tinfoilhat:

[Misunderestimator]

104. I heard from Cathyclysmic that it sounds more like an angry lesbian.

Me.

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109. ...

:rofl:

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99. I swam in the Ohio River once. I now have an irridescent glow.

:rant:

[sundog]

102. i like certain things too

not that anyone gives a fuck

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107. ...

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

110. You're so gay.

Me.

[sundog]

112. PROJECTION!

[Misunderestimator]

113. You wish.

But it isn't about you.





Me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

115. Why, because I kissed hedges?

We were clearly mocking the gay lifestyle. ;)

[Misunderestimator]

117. Yes, dammit. You're a beast...

Man.





Me.

[sundog]

121. it's not beast... Man. it's Beast Man

duh :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

123. Right, so you're the expert now.

:eyes:








Me.

[sundog]

124. yes *I* am

therefore, i win

[Misunderestimator]

125. Ok, if it makes you happy...

:eyes:





Me.

[sundog]

126. why thank you, yes it does

[progmom]

127. you don't answer me anymore

why don't you answer me anymore?

[Misunderestimator]

129. I think it's because he's a gay cowboy.

Me.

[sundog]

130. ((((progmom))))

i love you, but maybe you should consider me for once

sometimes i'm busy with things

[Misunderestimator]

131. Yeah... he's so busy...

pretending that it's all about him.






Me.

[progmom]

133. "things"

:eyes:

[southlandshari]

128. Congrats!

Recommendation #5 right here - you just made the Greatest page!

:D

[Beware the Beast Man]

134. I'd like to have a dart board someday.

O8)

[kathy14-0]

135. Go Stillers!!

:woohoo:

[Cathyclysmic]

136. Welcome to DU

:crazy:

[Beware the Beast Man]

137. I need to change the litterbox today.

:yoiks:

[Beware the Beast Man]

138. It's blustery outside. Blustery is a funny word.

[progmom]

139. all the trees are covered with snow

it's very pretty.

[Beware the Beast Man]

140. Good morning, gorgeous.

:loveya:

[progmom]

141. hey there, beautiful man

Once all this stuff stops falling from the sky, we really want to meet you and the Missus.

[Misunderestimator]

142. I had hummus for breakfast this morning.

.

[Beware the Beast Man]

143. Then start your own damn thread.

:P

[Misunderestimator]

144. This is my thread. I've commandeered it. Get out.

:P

[Misunderestimator]

145. There are pawprints in the snow in my backyard.

[Cathyclysmic]

146. Good Morning..Beast Man!

:smoke:

[Beware the Beast Man]

147. I'm waiting for the novelty to wear off.

B-)

[RandomKoolzip]

148. Pointed sticks hurt when they're jabbed into you!