Rules for conservatives:

[ZombieNixon]

Conservatives should not be allowed to say they like any of the following:
-Punk rock
-Poetry
-"Seinfeld"
-Bagels (or any other ethnic food)
-Indie Rock
-"Family Guy"
-Photography
-The color green
-Traveling
-"The Simpsons"
-Painting
-Green Day (don't they know who "American Idiot" is about!?)
-France
-ABBA
-Puppies
-Children
–New York
-California
-Chicago

Any conservatives who state that they are fond of any of the above items will be severely beaten with an ugly (uglier?) stick.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. An exception to the rule...

If "Jesus" precedes the aforementioned.

[ZombieNixon]

2. "Jesus Seinfeld?"

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. That's Jesus H. Seinfeld, thank you!

:rofl:

[TheMightyFavog]

3. Or if the words "Orange County" proceed the word California

End of Line.

[WhollyHeretic]

5. Clean water. If a conservative orders water in a restaurant they should be

brought a glass of runoff from a factory farm.

[baldguy]

12. An arsenic & E. coli cocktail?

With a splash of Pernod... oh, no. That's FRENCH! Maybe tequila.

[RandiFan1290]

6. Kittens, Bob Marley, Pandas

[Guy Fawkes]

7. but...

Joey Ramone was a conservative.
and conservatives ARE the "Amercan Idiot(s)". I've meet waaay too many bush supporters who like Green Day. They just don't get the new album...

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Johnny Ramone was the conservative...

He's amongst the great ranks of conservative punks along with...Michale Graves...and...ummm...yeah.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Cons aren't allowed to like puppies and children?

Not even with ketchup? :shrug:

[Dark]

10. You forgot gays. And Clintons.n/t

[ZombieNixon]

11. When was the last time you heard a con say he liked gays or the Clintons?