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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 07:59 PM
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Some teach while others educate.
A custodian in a middle school begins to notice red lips on the mirror in the girls' restroom. Lots of them. Every day. Some girls are putting on red lipstick and kissing the mirror.

So he goes to the principal and asks him what to do. The principal looks at the red lips on the mirror and knows 5 girls in his school who wear red lipstick and are the likely culprits. But he has no way of proving it is them or of catching them in the act. But he has an idea.

The next day, the principal calls the 5 girls into the restroom and tells them if any of them are caught kissing that mirror they will have to clean it. And he asks the custodian to show them how to clean the mirror.

So the custodian gets out a bottle of window cleaner and sprays the mirror. Then he takes his squeegee, dips it into the toilet, shakes off the excess water, and wipes down the mirror.

No one ever kissed that mirror with red lipstick again.

Some teach while others educate.
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 08:03 PM
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1. oh that's great!
:rofl:

I gotta email that to my mum
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 08:15 PM
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3. It is hot on teachers' emails this week.
I think it is hilarious.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 08:04 PM
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2. heheheh n/t
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