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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 08:08 PM
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Poll question: Do you think God is speaking to you?
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 08:21 PM
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1. Here's His message for the lounge:
"Every time someone votes Republican, I kill a kitten."

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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 08:22 PM
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2. Yes. But I increase my meds, he quits.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 11:58 PM
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-17-06 11:59 PM
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4. once but it turned out to be my brother talking thru the upstairs vent.
See I knew good wouldn't want me to quit college and become a pro bowler.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:05 AM
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5. God has this message for the lounge:
"I like cashews as much as anyone."

I have no idea why God said that to me, or asked me to tell the lounge, but that's it folks.

Is it possible that there are DUer's in the lounge who have claimed to love Cashews more than God does?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:07 AM
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6. I love cashews more than God loves cashews
but I am allergic to them. Why did God make me love cashews but have trouble digesting them? Was he/she distracted when my genes were being mapped out?
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:29 AM
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7. More for her I guess. I'm surprised we're not all allergic.
I'll ask her next time I hear from her.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:31 AM
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8. What are you talking about? I am god n/t
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 12:33 AM
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9. God loves everybody, that's all I can say after
ten years of mental illness and people making fun of the way I look...that's all
I really know.
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