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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the >> > >Methodist Church outside Washington as part of his >> > >campaign. >> > > >> > >Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, >> > >and said to him "We've been getting a lot of bad >> > >publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position >> > >on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make >> > >a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during >> > >your sermon you'd say the President is a saint." >> > > >> > >The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and >> > >finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of >> > >funds and I will agree to do it." >> > > >> > >Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug today >> > >and as the sermon progresses the Bishop begins his >> > >homily: "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed >> > >hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a >> > >low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his >> > >military record and had the gall to put himself in a >> > >jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner >> > >stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country >> > >for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the >> > >American people. He is the worst example of a >> > >Methodist I've ever personally known. >> > > >> > >But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his >> > >cabinet, George Bush is a saint. >
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