I never got detention but I did get suspended from school once

[KitchenWitch]

For smoking in the bathroom.

[DainBramaged]

1. Smoking in the boys room?

What a great headbanging song.:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

2. Beat you to it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4605033&mesg_id=4605180

[DainBramaged]

3. I never got either (I am pretty sure) HIGH school was fogged out

[xmas74]

4. My best suspension:

My senior year I sat down in psychology and felt like I was ready to vomit. I raised my hand and informed my teacher that I needed to go to the bathroom NOW. He told me to stay in my seat and wait until class was over. I knew I was going to vomit so I stood up, walked to the front of the class and vomited in the trashcan, conveniently splattering his shoes in the process. When I was finished I calmly took a tissue off of his desk, wiped my mouth, grabbed the trashcan, my books and my purse and walked out of class. I walked down to the principal's office, informed them that I was taking a sick day, signed myself out and left the trashcan on the desk for proof of why I needed a sick day.
Got in my car, went to a convenience store and bought an oj, then went home. I got in the door of my house and there was a message on the answering machine informing me that I had five days of in school suspension.
In ISS we had to copy the school rule that we had violated and then write an essay about what we could do to ensure that we never broke it again. The ISS teacher had tears rolling down his face when he read my essay.

[jeff30997]

5. Detention? Detention?!?

I would have whipped you to death !!!:P

[Redstone]

6. Mine was for putting another kid in the hospital.

He didn't even know me, but he started calling me "jerkoff" whenever we passed in the hall between classes.

One day, he did it when I was walking with Missy Miller, who had the best legs in Christendom, and with whom I was starting to make some progress.

I snapped, and grabbed his face with the Iron Claw and commenced to repeatedly beating the back of his skull on one the metal flanges on top of the lockers, asking him who's a jerkoff now...you know how scalp wounds bleed; it looked like a horror movie by the time I was done with him.

But you know what? He never called me a jerkoff again.

Redstone