"Just like being in Italy, except it's sunny and I'm surrounded by boats"

[Rabrrrrrr]

Yep, that was Rachel Ray - I don't know where the hell she is, because I'm paying attention to DU, but I heard her say that about where she is, which is some place that ISN'T Italy.

Yep, she actually said "It's just like being in Italy EXCEPT! it's sunny and I'm surrounded by boats."

And all I can think of is, "Rachel - um, you do realize where Italy is in relation to, ummmmm.... the sunny meditarian multi-sea geographic region it's in, right?... with it's historical, um, shipping and fishing and boating and, ummmm.... ocean-bound vessels, right?"


This has to rank right up there with "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college" and all the dumbasses who ask the boy-girl twins "Are you identical?"

[GOPisEvil]

1. She shouldn't work without a net.

Scripts are your friends.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I think this one is worth a kick

matcom will appreciate this.

[nickgutierrez]

3. ...

:wtf:

[EstimatedProphet]

4. She talks with her hands too much

I guess sometimes she thinks with her hands too.

[sasquatch]

5. Sounds like she'll be president someday soon

[Flying Dream Blues]

9. Bwahahahaha! Clearly, another world traveler like the chimp.

[matcom]

6. HAHAHAHAHA

EVOO

:bounce:

[kick-ass-bob]

14. I just saw her show for the first time this weekend - she was making break

-fast

and said "EVOO" 5 times!

How much fucking olive oil does one person need???

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

16. You mean: EVOO -- Extra Virgin Olive Oil

She NEVER just says EVOO.

[kick-ass-bob]

17. she DID just say EVOO.

I think the first time she "clarified" but the rest wast just EVOO EVOO EVOO EVOO....

[LostinVA]

7. She's an idiot... especially so since her grandfather is SICILIAN

Hey, EVOO -- Extra Virgin Olive Oil is YUMMO!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. And so are sammies!

[LostinVA]

15. NOOOOOOOO!!! You are EVIL!!!

[ET Awful]

8. Not to mention . . . hey EVOO girl, ever heard of . . VENICE?

canals, boats, music, art and whatnot?

[patcox2]

10. Spent a month in venice one week. Rainy, flooded, and stinky.

Miserable food, sardines in saor, blecchhh.
Most. Overrated. Place.

Great boats, though. Boat traffic fascinating to watch, boat ambulances, boat beer trucks, boat fire trucks, amazing.

[SOteric]

12. I'm going to write my Italian relatives

and see if we can get her banned from using the word "Italy" and all it's derivations ever again.

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Oh, she's probably in Vegas at the Venetian n/t