I am a moonbat magnet.

[CanuckAmok]

I am planning on spending more time alone with my cats, at home, in the future.

Why?

Because nearly every interaction I have with other humans results in me exchanging ideas with someone who is truly insane.

I'm not going to get into details, but, trust me, this is not hyperbole.

That is all.

[DanCa]

1. Me too my torties and my one eyed oreo cat

is most of the companionship i need.

[Floogeldy]

2. And so, as the Guiding Light fades, deeper you slip into . . .

. . . Thee.

[Susang]

3. Where the hell do you go?

I work in a fucking motorcycle shop and there's at least two sane people there. There have to be some kool kidz somewhere around where you live. Maybe you should join a club or something. ;-)

[Floogeldy]

6. CanuckAmok wants your pity, and shame.

Don't you see? He/she can't deal with other human beings. Boo hoo. ;)

[CanuckAmok]

7. Yes I can! I'm great at human interaction, fuckstick!

:P

[Floogeldy]

10. Oh, SURE

Unless, of course, they are insane!

You need to lower your standards. ;)

[CanuckAmok]

11. Hey, I'm talking to you, ain't I?!

Any lower and I'll have to unbutton my trousers to eat.

[Robb]

4. Nothing ruins a good day like interaction with the public. n/t

[yvr girl]

5. I was kidding about moving to Atlantis

Jeez, some people have no sense of ha ha.

[CanuckAmok]

8. Oh, great. Tell me this now that I've developed a taste for kelp.

Thanks for nothing.

[yvr girl]

9. Mmmm.....moonbat

takes one to know one.




tastes like....chicken...or sushi.

[NMMNG]

12. Now you know why I chose jobs where I could work alone

Most of the shift, if not all of the shift. (Not including the clients--they're the sanest people I work with).

[hfojvt]

13. "It's the human condition, it's the nature of man

CHORUS:
Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy
Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy


This city boy, he don't want no control
He just wanna party and play his rock 'n' roll
But here they come to turn the pressure on
Say'n son, your partyin' days are gone


The time has come now to be a man
Find your place in the world, gotta take what you can
You've got no ambition, take a look at yourself
When ya gonna straighten out, be like everybody else


The boy said listen dad, you're bringin' me down
I am who I am, I've had a good look around
There's one thing in the world I can tell you I've found


CHORUS:

[HEyHEY]

14. But, you said you LOVED ME!

[CanuckAmok]

15. Yeah, I say alot of things.

I'd tell you anything to get your York Peppermint Patty, if you know what I mean.