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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:09 AM
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My kid just asked me where the vacuum cleaner was!!!!!!
Should I take his temperature?
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:10 AM
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1. No, but I'd check on the family pet.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:12 AM
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2. OMG Now he wants to know where the bags for it are
And his brother is doing dishes.

Am I dead? Is this heaven?
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:14 AM
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3. They either broke something or are about to ask for something
Deflector shields up.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:18 AM
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6. Now the dog is hiding in here with me
Even she knows something is up. :scared:
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:19 AM
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8. If you don't share the results of all this
you will be banished to GD forever
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:21 AM
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12. Ok ok don't worry
I owe you all anyway for easing my fears.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 04:07 AM
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20. Come talk to us when they ask for the fire extinguisher
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:15 AM
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4. Brace yourself. That doesn't sound good.
I agree, they either did something bad, or want something badly.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:19 AM
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9. I am practicing my "NO"
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:20 AM
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10. I can hear the vacuum.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:16 AM
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5. Hmmm...and their big picture plan in doing all this is....?
hmmmmm.... :popcorn:
When my son was still living at home these actions usually meant he had done something and was trying to throw me off the scent from that event, or he was setting me up for something he really wanted or wanted to do...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:22 AM
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14. Well I just went in there and asked what they were doing
and they said "Cleaning"
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hiaasenrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:18 AM
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7. Okay, I'm hooked.
This is going to be good. Keep us updated. :popcorn:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:23 AM
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15. Gotcha
My dog looks like she is going to pee on herself. Poor thing - she isn't used to that vacuum cleaner sound.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:20 AM
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11. Aw shit! Be careful...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:24 AM
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16. Ok I will
There has to be broken glass involved.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:21 AM
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13. Relax
He's prolly just building a go-kart.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:37 AM
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17. Or cooking meth
:scared:
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 01:42 AM
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18. The vaccuum cleaner
ate my homework.

The end.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 03:58 AM
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19. That's too much for my brain!!
Please let us know how much it cost...........

Scary, indeed!
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 09:08 AM
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21. Just shove the damn thing in his hand and run,
screaming, out of the house.
Opportunities like this happen only once in a lifetime.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-18-06 09:13 AM
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22. Uh-oh..
Do you have any fragile collectibles or anything? I have a feeling they either did something or they want something. And it must be BIG for them to be vacuuming and doing dishes! :rofl:
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