"I'll never do it...because I'm Paris Hilton"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

January 18, 2006
Paris Hilton too good for Playboy

Paris Hilton has refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. The 24-year-old claims that Hugh Hefner has been begging her to pose since she was a teenager.

"They've asked me a million times," Hilton said. "Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it." Asked why she refused the Playboy offer, she replied: "Because I'm Paris Hilton."

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/18/paris_too_good_for_playboy.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. Yeah, she doesn't need the money.

Plus, she's used to performing naked for free. :P

[JVS]

2. "I've already made arrangements with Swank that prohibit me from...

being in Playboy"

[edbermac]

24. Swank is too high class...maybe Hustler will show her; or Screw...

Is Al Goldstein still alive?

[bbernardini]

3. Could it be because she's not at all attractive?

Maybe it's just me, but I don't find her physically attractive at all.

[LostinVA]

6. It's not just you...

[WeRQ4U]

14. As Michael Jackson once said "You are not alone".

I find her about as unappealing as anyone I've ever seen.

[qnr]

22. I feel the same way. n/t

[Rob H.]

25. She looks disturbingly like a mannequin come to life

Count me in as someone who doesn't find her attractive at all.

[Hugin]

4. Ahh.. Save yer pennies Hugh.

Been there... Already have the tee-shirt.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. I'm Paris Hilton!

I only do amateur bootleg skin flicks!

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Great ethics. "I'll strip for everyone but Playboy! I'm a good girl!"

[Strong Atheist]

9. Lol! nt.

[Heidi]

17. So, she's saying, "Stripping for money is for those _ poor_ women"?

I'm beginnning to loathe Ms. Hilton for reasons that have nothing to do with her looks. :grr:

[kay1864]

8. Paris lacks truthiness (again...)

No way that Playboy asks her time and time again. They only ask pseudo-celebs who might actually need the money. They're not stupid. They're not going to ask Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, because they already know what the answer's going to be.

This is right up there with her claiming that "all the networks are fighting over my show" (the latest version of "The Simple Life") and her more recent lie about her ex's gf. (tip of the hat to imdb.com)

[Orsino]

10. Yes, it's more lucrative just to keep issuing press releases about it.

But she'll have to do it in five years, because she's Paris Hilton.

[Beall]

11. She doesn't need the money

She will do it for free, or for a webcam!!!

[LaraMN]

12. I'll never do it either...because I'm Lara W_____.

Well, unless they offer me ALOT of money.
and promise to be very free with the airbrush.
and let me wear clothes.
then I might.

[Beer Snob-50]

18. I will wire you 1 million...no make it 1 belllliiion dollars

to pose nekkid so I may take pictures. please?????

[LaraMN]

19. Yeah right, last time I did that I ended up with enough Monopoly money

for fourteen board games, and a wierd lump.



:rofl:

[Beer Snob-50]

21. i am a very very trustworthy nice person

who will not post any of the pictures on du (except if i am further paid many sums of money)

[Crankie Avalon]

13. "I'll never do it...

...because I'm built like a surfboard."

[Deep13]

15. Dad said 'no', huh?

[DS1]

16. Why pose for Playboy stills when we've already got the money shot on tape?

[Radical Activist]

20. At least she has more self respect than any teenage girl that idolizes her

Maybe they'll pay attention.

[derby378]

23. "1 NIGHT IN PARIS makes the hard man humble..."

Sorry, Chess fans - I couldn't resist.